16 years old

atbmcfc said:
stony said:
mackenzie said:
Where/how did he meet her??
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They all hang around outside Urbis in town, he met her there. It won't last, as soon as she realise that he has to in at a decent hour and he can't get in pubs, it will fizzle out pretty fast.
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note to self: hang around the urbis.
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Hahahaha
 
Cheesy said:
I popped my cherry when I was 16 with my next door neighbour who was 26. She was fit as fook and it was ace :-)

Years later, after my Mom & Dad had divorced I found out that my Dad had already been there :-( This could explain quite a few things about me ;-)
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Oh. My. God.





Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
Wheelsy OSC Sydney said:
Cheesy said:
I popped my cherry when I was 16 with my next door neighbour who was 26. She was fit as fook and it was ace :-)

Years later, after my Mom & Dad had divorced I found out that my Dad had already been there :-( This could explain quite a few things about me ;-)
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Oh. My. God.





Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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DEAR LORD!!!!!!!!
 
Suppose 6 years is not too bad. There's a girl at my school, 15, going out with a 25 year old. He should be in prison in all fairness.
 
When I was 18, a pissed up 28 yr old woman said I could shag her if I carried her shopping home.
I was pissed as well. So we did the deed. The next morning, she reached under her bed and produced a claw-hammer, which she held over my face and said, "This is what you'd have got last night if you tried any rough stuff."

When she went for a shower, I ran out of her house so fast,
that Linford wouldn't have caught me.
 
Swales lives said:
When I was 18, a pissed up 28 yr old woman said I could shag her if I carried her shopping home.
I was pissed as well. So we did the deed. The next morning, she reached under her bed and produced a claw-hammer, which she held over my face and said, "This is what you'd have got last night if you tried any rough stuff."

When she went for a shower, I ran out of her house so fast,
that Linford wouldn't have caught me.
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wonder what she meant by rough stuff?rubbing her arse with sandpaper?
 
paddystyle said:
Swales lives said:
When I was 18, a pissed up 28 yr old woman said I could shag her if I carried her shopping home.
I was pissed as well. So we did the deed. The next morning, she reached under her bed and produced a claw-hammer, which she held over my face and said, "This is what you'd have got last night if you tried any rough stuff."

When she went for a shower, I ran out of her house so fast,
that Linford wouldn't have caught me.
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wonder what she meant by rough stuff?rubbing her arse with sandpaper?
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I still get shivers thinking about that night. It was a good offer though.
Can you get rid of cellulite with sandpaper?
 
Swales lives said:
paddystyle said:
Swales lives said:
When I was 18, a pissed up 28 yr old woman said I could shag her if I carried her shopping home.
I was pissed as well. So we did the deed. The next morning, she reached under her bed and produced a claw-hammer, which she held over my face and said, "This is what you'd have got last night if you tried any rough stuff."

When she went for a shower, I ran out of her house so fast,
that Linford wouldn't have caught me.
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wonder what she meant by rough stuff?rubbing her arse with sandpaper?
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I still get shivers thinking about that night. It was a good offer though.
Can you get rid of cellulite with sandpaper?
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you'd have to rub pretty hard mate
 
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