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wearethesouthstand

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avoiding the usual munich / go another stella georgie best / fergie touches boys songs that some of you sing here are some old skool 18 derby day songs..

they say that Old Trafford's this wonderful place
but the team that plays there is a fucking disgrace
with half backs and full backs and forwards too
with hands down their shorts cos they've fuck all to do
the Stretford End sing and the Stretford End shout
the songs that they sing they know fuck all about
so we all agree where united should be
shovelling shit on the isle of capri
of capri, of capri... shovelling shit on the isle of capri

we will never be mastered by any red bastard
come on you blues kick em all
kick em all, kick em all, come on you blues kick em all
if you see any red shit then fucking well boot it
come on you blues kick em all

shit on shit on lou, shit on shit on lou
shit on shit on lou, shit on lou macari

if I die on the kippax street, woahhh woahhh
if I die on the kippax street, woahhh woahhh
if I die on the kippax street, there'll be 10 red bastards at my feet, woahhh woahhh woahhh
use your head and use your feet, woahhh woahhh
use your head and use your feet, woahhh woahhh
use your head and use your feet, 10 red bastards at my feet, woahhh woahhh woahhh

if you're feeling sad and lonely
and your heart may skip a beat
you'll get your fucking heads kicked in if you walk down kippax street
if you come into the parkside you'll hear our famous roar
fuck off you united bastards we're the joey mercer boys
we're the boys from the kippax, we're loyal and we're true
and when we play united , we're ready for the do
we'll fight for no surrender, we'll fight until we drop
we'll fight fight fight for man city till we reach the fucking top
we don't carry razors we don't carry lead
we only carry hatchets to bury in your head
we are all supporters ...fanatics everyone
we hate man united and leeds and everton

hate man united , we only hate man united
hate man united, we only hate man united

we fought in france we fought in spain
we fought in the sun we fought in the rain
we've taken kops and we've taken sheds
but what we like best is kickin in reds
 
as i was walking down the claremont road
without a penny in the kitty
when a man said to me are you going to see
the famous manchester city
so he took me down to maine road
to see the city play
and the crowd all roared when colin bell scored
we're the famous manchester city
oh we hate united and we hate their shirts
all their supporters should be wearing skirts
if they brought back hanging they'd be the first
we hate man united
oh we all hate liverpool and everton
throw them all in the mersey
and we'll fight fight fight
with all our might for the boys in the sky blue jerseys

shit..on...united
shit on united tonight - CLAP CLAP CLAP
 
if I had the wings of a sparrow
if I had the arse of a crow
i'd fly over old trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below..below
shit on
shit on
shit on the bastards below...below
 
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Singapore...


When we are winning of course!
 
Surely there should have been a song about giggs and his brother.That's gold dust for the song writers out there.
 
salfordtrueblue said:
Surely there should have been a song about giggs and his brother.That's gold dust for the song writers out there.
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'Giggs, Tearing families apart, again.'


'Ryan Gigg's is Illegitimate'.
 
pottsy said:
if I had the wings of a sparrow
the dirty big arse of a crow
i'd fly over old trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below..below
shit on
shit on
shit on the bastards below...below
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ive edited as i remember i differently....which is right?
 
trevorriley said:
How about keeping it simple.

When the rags sing "united", we shout "shit" !
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love that trev. it does exactly what it says on the tin. pathetic cries of "united" being drowned out by chants of "SHIT SHIT SHIT"

i would also like to see the return of "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you're shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" when the opposition goalie takes a goal kick. one to bring back this season then !

-- Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:01 am --

salfordtrueblue said:
Surely there should have been a song about giggs and his brother.That's gold dust for the song writers out there.
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a wanker and his brother
make love to one another
they'd love to shag their mother
the neville family

der der der der - clap clap<br /><br />-- Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:02 am --<br /><br />
goatinho said:
pottsy said:
if I had the wings of a sparrow
the dirty big arse of a crow
i'd fly over old trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below..below
shit on
shit on
shit on the bastards below...below
Click to expand...

ive edited as i remember i differently....which is right?
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no i recall my version being the one always sung
 
wearethesouthstand said:
trevorriley said:
How about keeping it simple.

When the rags sing "united", we shout "shit" !
Click to expand...
Click to expand...

love that trev. it does exactly what it says on the tin. pathetic cries of "united" being drowned out by chants of "SHIT SHIT SHIT"

i would also like to see the return of "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you're shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" when the opposition goalie takes a goal kick. one to bring back this



Yes and make an already shaky keeper even more nervous ! Great stuff !
 
trevorriley said:
wearethesouthstand said:
trevorriley said:
How about keeping it simple.

When the rags sing "united", we shout "shit" !
Click to expand...
Click to expand...

love that trev. it does exactly what it says on the tin. pathetic cries of "united" being drowned out by chants of "SHIT SHIT SHIT"

i would also like to see the return of "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you're shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" when the opposition goalie takes a goal kick. one to bring back this



Yes and make an already shaky keeper even more nervous ! Great stuff !
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The SHIT SHIT SHIT to drown out the rags is proper 70's stuff.

As for ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's just small club.

They'll make hardly any noise at our place as usual. We only hear them if its a cup match and a few none plastics get in.

For the game just make some noise hopefully 109-112 & 116-119 will get it together. This game even if early in the season will have a big say in our season let's all make it proper nawty ;)
 
wearethesouthstand said:
avoiding the usual munich / go another stella georgie best / fergie touches boys songs that some of you sing here are some old skool 18 derby day songs..

they say that Old Trafford's this wonderful place
but the team that plays there is a fucking disgrace
with half backs and full backs and forwards too
with hands down their shorts cos they've fuck all to do
the Stretford End sing and the Stretford End shout
the songs that they sing they know fuck all about
so we all agree where united should be
shovelling shit on the isle of capri
of capri, of capri... shovelling shit on the isle of capri

we will never be mastered by any red bastard
come on you blues kick em all
kick em all, kick em all, come on you blues kick em all
if you see any red shit then fucking well boot it
come on you blues kick em all

shit on shit on lou, shit on shit on lou
shit on shit on lou, shit on lou macari

if I die on the kippax street, woahhh woahhh
if I die on the kippax street, woahhh woahhh
if I die on the kippax street, there'll be 10 red bastards at my feet, woahhh woahhh woahhh
use your head and use your feet, woahhh woahhh
use your head and use your feet, woahhh woahhh
use your head and use your feet, 10 red bastards at my feet, woahhh woahhh woahhh

if you're feeling sad and lonely
and your heart may skip a beat
you'll get your fucking heads kicked in if you walk down kippax street
if you come into the parkside you'll hear our famous roar
fuck off you united bastards we're the joey mercer boys
we're the boys from the kippax, we're loyal and we're true
and when we play united , we're ready for the do
we'll fight for no surrender, we'll fight until we drop
we'll fight fight fight for man city till we reach the fucking top
we don't carry razors we don't carry lead
we only carry hatchets to bury in your head
we are all supporters ...fanatics everyone
we hate man united and leeds and everton

hate man united , we only hate man united
hate man united, we only hate man united

we fought in france we fought in spain
we fought in the sun we fought in the rain
we've taken kops and we've taken sheds
but what we like best is kickin in reds
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some proper old school belters here but whats the tunes for "if youre feeling sad and lonely" one and the "we will never be mastered by any red bastard." heard all the others before but never these two, but they sound class
 
I see a blue moon rising,
I see trouble on the way,
Don't come out tonight,
Unless you're blue and white,
There's a blue moon on the rise !!!
 
CITYBOY1000 said:
I see a blue moon rising,
I see trouble on the way,
Don't come out tonight,
Unless you're blue and white,
There's a blue moon on the rise !!!
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Although i think most of uniteds songs are pants, IMO this is their best but if we were to change it it'd have to be something like
i see the bluemoon is a rising
i see the city play today
dont go out tonight
unless your blue and white
i see theres trouble on the way

something like that maybe ?? thoughts anyone
 
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