2,000 replies and we win Wednesday night thread

Dave S said:
Went to visit the wifes mother in the old folks home yesterday, she's 83. The old fella next to her leaned across and said, "I bet you can't guess how old I am." Whereupon the wife's mother undid his zip, put her hand in his trousers and started fiddling about with him. "Your 86" she said with a contented smile. The old fella was taken aback and said, "How do you know that?" The wifes mother replied, "Because you told me yesterday."
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sick fucker,that'll be me in about 5 years
 
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