2,000 replies and we win Wednesday night thread

bizzbo said:
*singingtheblues* said:
I can't help it, I have a fascination with micro penises.
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so does your mum
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Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh...

Well, your mother is soooooooo fat that when she steps outside wearing a yellow raincoat everyone says to each other in relief -

"Look the sun's come out"
 
*singingtheblues* said:
bizzbo said:
so does your mum
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Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh...

Well, your mother is soooooooo fat that when she steps outside wearing a yellow raincoat everyone says to each other in relief -

"Look the sun's come out"
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you're bang out of order, she has a slow metabolism, she has to watch what she eats.

unlike your mum who will put anything in her mouth and never spills a drop.

ok ok this is going to get out of hand. when I say 'your mum' I am referring to a fictional character. your mother is a saint, and, clever lady that she is, she reckons city will win 2-0.
 
bizzbo said:
*singingtheblues* said:
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh...

Well, your mother is soooooooo fat that when she steps outside wearing a yellow raincoat everyone says to each other in relief -

"Look the sun's come out"
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you're bang out of order, she has a slow metabolism, she has to watch what she eats.

unlike your mum who will put anything in her mouth and never spills a drop.
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My mother is recovering from the muscle wasting AIDS inflicted upon her, she can't afford to spill a drop.

Your mum on the other hand has no excuses for looking like a close relative of Jabba the Hut, remove all of the take-outs from speed dial and sure enough she might increase her metabolism by actually walking to Domino's Pizza.
 
*singingtheblues* said:
bizzbo said:
you're bang out of order, she has a slow metabolism, she has to watch what she eats.

unlike your mum who will put anything in her mouth and never spills a drop.
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My mother is recovering from the muscle wasting AIDS inflicted upon her, she can't afford to spill a drop.

Your mum on the other hand has no excuses for looking like a close relative of Jabba the Hut, remove all of the take-outs from speed dial and sure enough she might increase her metabolism by actually walking to Domino's Pizza.
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right. glad you're up for this. now we're getting somewhere. your mum is banned from domino's on grounds of hygiene and public decency. not going into details but i'll never look at a garlic baguette in the same way again.

I didn't give her aids. it's a cold. she's just preparing the groundwork for faking her own death. that's how bad she wants you out of her life. for godssake's man, stop pestering her for 'bitty', she's red raw from your incessant chewing.
 
The garlic baguette "incident" was actually just a horrific accident, she was trying to fend off an aggressive begger who insisted she handed him her underwear and there was a struggle, there was an out of court settlement via Domino's as the begger was actually your mother's estranged husband (I assume your father, but you never know with your mother) who was a veteran of Domino's staff, until he was unceremoniously given the axe due to adding his "personal cheese" to the quarter pounders of regular customers.

Domino's accepted liability, and the case against my mother was thrown out.

You seem to gain some perverse thrill undermining my mother, whereas yours still insists that I attend to her weekly "Bum Fun" desires even since the breakdown of her marriage.

And you can expect a little brother soon my friend. We've already decided that his name will be "Mr Kipling", though as you can imagine your mother was responsible for the majority of the input.
 
C'mon City!

Not supersticious either but think this is a good call.

There's been so much build up already and still a week to go.

"...and when you've won on derby day
You're sure to hear this sound
Hark now hear
The City sing
United ran away
And we will fight for ever more
Because of Derby day"
 
Anyone see this?

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Sir-Alex-Ferguson-Manchester-United-will-win-second-leg-as-Manchester-City-can-t-handle-the-pressure-article297043.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Si ... 97043.html</a>
 
Looks like its 1:1 in the pressure game before the real game, between Cook and Old wrinkly.

And the latest 505 million pound bond issue, which means they'll still have exactly the same interest bill to pay but just later, doesn't improve their financial position long term.

I say let's leave it to Mancini and the team to do the talking on the pitch. City can take anything they can throw at us.
 
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