2,000 replies and we win Wednesday night thread

There once was a woman from Devizes
whose tits were of different sizes.
One was small,
hardly anything at all.
The other was big, and won prizes.
 
A policeman from Clapham Junction,
lost all use of his sexual functions,
so all of his life,
he pleasured his wife,
with a dexterous use of his truncheon.
 
Wooo come on blues, wanna go but cannot get hold of tickets :( but ill enjoy it when we get through :) :)
 

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