2,000 replies and we win Wednesday night thread

[vonksconk]

If a gumboil could boil oil, how far do you think you could run in an hour wearing flippers.

Sensible answers only please.

flippers 1200 yards
slippers 34 miles

 

[Dave S]

If a gumboil could boil oil, how far do you think you could run in an hour wearing flippers.

Sensible answers only please.

flippers 1200 yards
slippers 34 miles

Nearly right there, but not quite. Sorry.

 

[MadchesterCity]

What is the most exciting animal you have seen?

 

[51Chappie]

do you buy it then

Do I fuck. It's a comic for rags.

just teasing....

 

[Dave S]

What is the most exciting animal you have seen?

our cat. I don't get out much.

 

[51Chappie]

What is the most exciting animal you have seen?

My 2 jack russell dogs doing it 69 style on each other (both girls)!!!

 

[MadchesterCity]

How many TV's do you have in the house?

 

[51Chappie]

How many TV's do you have in the house?

2

 

[Dave S]

How many TV's do you have in the house?

63

 

[vonksconk]

What is the most exciting animal you have seen?

 

[kimbo]

How many TV's do you have in the house?

5 but one of them is broken.

 

[51Chappie]

Cottage cheese - It's tastless but I eat it by the carton...am i weird??

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

What is the most exciting animal you have seen?

My 2 jack russell dogs doing it 69 style on each other (both girls)!!!

YOU,MY MAN ARE A DIRTY FILTHY BASTARD..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Imagine owning 2 dogs,,,,CATZ ROOL OK.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Why wash towels if you're supposed to be clean when you come out of the shower?

 

[51Chappie]

My 2 jack russell dogs doing it 69 style on each other (both girls)!!!

YOU,MY MAN ARE A DIRTY FILTHY BASTARD..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Imagine owning 2 dogs,,,,CATZ ROOL OK.

I would have cats but the dogs would have that too......................

 

[kimbo]

Cottage cheese - It's tastless but I eat it by the carton...am i weird??

Yep, that stuff is like disgusting sick.

 

[seniorcitizen]

and another one

 

[MadchesterCity]

What is the most exciting animal you have seen?

cOOL

 

[51Chappie]

What gets wetter as it dries???

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

Cottage cheese - It's tastless but I eat it by the carton...am i weird??

NO,,,,,,you're WIRED......to the fuckin moon,,haha BLUEMOON,,,2 69'er dogs AND cheese.fuck me Kippax (not literary).What do you do for a living mate ?