You've probably heard it. I hadn't.
Bobby and the squad are having a chat in the dressing room just before the game.
"Look, I know they're shit", Bobby says, "but if we don't play them, we don't get to Wembley."
"I'll tell you what", Carlos says, "You guys go down the pub and I'll play them on my own. How does that sound?".
"Seems reasonable," replies Bobby, and so the City lads head off to the pub and start playing pool. After a couple of hours or so, Stevie remembers the match and flicks on the TV. Pub doesn't have Sky, so he goes on Ceefax. Manchester United 2 (Rooney 58 mins, Giggs 90 mins), Manchester City 2 (Tevez 2 mins, 5 mins) is the score. Disgusted, they all head back to Old Trafford.
"Alright, Carlos", Bobby says. "We got a draw, and that's enough, but what the *.!$% happened?"
"Sorry lads", Carlos replies, "Bloody ref sent me off in the 6th minute for celebrating."
Bobby and the squad are having a chat in the dressing room just before the game.
"Look, I know they're shit", Bobby says, "but if we don't play them, we don't get to Wembley."
"I'll tell you what", Carlos says, "You guys go down the pub and I'll play them on my own. How does that sound?".
"Seems reasonable," replies Bobby, and so the City lads head off to the pub and start playing pool. After a couple of hours or so, Stevie remembers the match and flicks on the TV. Pub doesn't have Sky, so he goes on Ceefax. Manchester United 2 (Rooney 58 mins, Giggs 90 mins), Manchester City 2 (Tevez 2 mins, 5 mins) is the score. Disgusted, they all head back to Old Trafford.
"Alright, Carlos", Bobby says. "We got a draw, and that's enough, but what the *.!$% happened?"
"Sorry lads", Carlos replies, "Bloody ref sent me off in the 6th minute for celebrating."