*2!!!!* Seats Left For Wolves!

[The Fat el Hombre]

I agree it will deserve it's own thread. IMO seat counts should beign in the last week prior to the match. General block counts and estimates should be done before this, but the actual individual counts should being the monday before the game. So the Arsenal count should begin Monday the 7th.

Unfortunately I am away on holiday for this date. Obviously while I'm in Gran Canaria I will try and get to a computer to log on and count the individual seats but wth possiblly limited internet access this might not be achievable.

I may have to leave the seat counting in other bluemooners capable hands

 

[Boots_]

Did you hear that boys?

It's time for a recount

What makes me laugh is that when they are all sold they put another 100 up for sale.
The seat counters then have a meeting to discuss further :-)

Look me and the other SCs have posted in good faith. We can only pass on the info as we have it and my source is as reliable as it gets but for obvious reasons I can't state who it is. You can either choose to believe or not. I know some posters will get upset if the info provided by a SC turns out to be false or misleading. However, you must understand that it is posted in good faith for our fellow City fans. If you are a non-believer of SCs then I suggest you don't read our posts.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

What makes me laugh is that when they are all sold they put another 100 up for sale.
The seat counters then have a meeting to discuss further :-)

Look me and the other SCs have posted in good faith. We can only pass on the info as we have it and my source is as reliable as it gets but for obvious reasons I can't state who it is. You can either choose to believe or not. I know some posters will get upset if the info provided by a SC turns out to be false or misleading. However, you must understand that it is posted in good faith for our fellow City fans. If you are a non-believer of SCs then I suggest you don't read our posts.

Yes I can see us having to PM each other our seat counts if this abuse continues

 

[sput the wonder pig]

What makes me laugh is that when they are all sold they put another 100 up for sale.
The seat counters then have a meeting to discuss further :-)

Look me and the other SCs have posted in good faith. We can only pass on the info as we have it and my source is as reliable as it gets but for obvious reasons I can't state who it is. You can either choose to believe or not. I know some posters will get upset if the info provided by a SC turns out to be false or misleading. However, you must understand that it is posted in good faith for our fellow City fans. If you are a non-believer of SCs then I suggest you don't read our posts.

the thing is.... all you have to do is say that your 99% certain that there are say...12 seats left..... then if you are indeed wrong you cann be excused... its all the SC who come on here and say THEY KNOW FOR A FACT there are 12 seats left.. when its clearly obvious they dont really know ???

 

[Boots_]

Look me and the other SCs have posted in good faith. We can only pass on the info as we have it and my source is as reliable as it gets but for obvious reasons I can't state who it is. You can either choose to believe or not. I know some posters will get upset if the info provided by a SC turns out to be false or misleading. However, you must understand that it is posted in good faith for our fellow City fans. If you are a non-believer of SCs then I suggest you don't read our posts.

Yes I can see us having to PM each other our seat counts if this abuse continues

I think some SCs have already been driven off this board.

 

[BillyMC]

I'm quite interested to know how you conduct the count.

Do you use one of those clickers like bouncers use or do you paw at the dots on the screen with your large hands with a furrowed brow on your grotesquely large foreheads...chalking lines on a blackboard as you go?

For one awful minute I thought you may have a data prep team using old green terminals pumping information into an antiquated watercooled IBM mainframe...then a massive print out comes out the other end?

Secondly what standard deviations do you use to calculate accuracy factors?

 

[sput the wonder pig]

I'm quite interested to know how you conduct the count.

Do you use one of those clickers like bouncers use or do you paw at the dots on the screen with your large hands with a furrowed brow on your grotesquely large foreheads...chalking lines on a blackboard as you go?

For one awful minute I thought you may have a data prep team using old green terminals pumping information into an antiquated watercooled IBM mainframe...then a massive print out comes out the other end?

Secondly what standard deviations do you use to calculate accuracy factors?

all i know is the accuracy factor is very very low........

 

[Boots_]

I'm quite interested to know how you conduct the count.

Do you use one of those clickers like bouncers use or do you paw at the dots on the screen with your large hands with a furrowed brow on your grotesquely large foreheads...chalking lines on a blackboard as you go?

For one awful minute I thought you may have a data prep team using old green terminals pumping information into an antiquated watercooled IBM mainframe...then a massive print out comes out the other end?

Secondly what standard deviations do you use to calculate accuracy factors?

I cannot answer your questions directly as I'm likely to get someone in trouble. However, I'm delighted to be able to reveal that me and some of the other SCs receive medical information about each fan. These medical reports contain facts such as average matchday alcohol consumption, pie eating ability and quality of gas emissions. These facts are then entered into a magic computer which then generates of valuation for each ticket in terms of the price to be paid. Also, the strength and size of the seat is determined, along with its proximity to other seats. Hope this helps.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

11 seats in block 211. Cracking place to sit that

Further allocations will have to be released for any further recounts as these are the only seats left

 

[BillyMC]

I'm quite interested to know how you conduct the count.

Do you use one of those clickers like bouncers use or do you paw at the dots on the screen with your large hands with a furrowed brow on your grotesquely large foreheads...chalking lines on a blackboard as you go?

For one awful minute I thought you may have a data prep team using old green terminals pumping information into an antiquated watercooled IBM mainframe...then a massive print out comes out the other end?

Secondly what standard deviations do you use to calculate accuracy factors?

I cannot answer your questions directly as I'm likely to get someone in trouble. However, I'm delighted to be able to reveal that me and some of the other SCs receive medical information about each fan. These medical reports contain facts such as average matchday alcohol consumption, pie eating ability and quality of gas emissions. These facts are then entered into a magic computer which then generates of valuation for each ticket in terms of the price to be paid. Also, the strength and size of the seat is determined, along with its proximity to other seats. Hope this helps.

I guess you could start to produce reports on the carbon footprint of your average City fan with this level of detail on intake and emissions