You keep telling yourself that.
In California.
I bet the yanks dig that.
How else would they know you supported a soccer team?
But let's face it, kits look half decent on men in shape or attractive ladies. If you ever get over to manchester for a game, have a look in Mary D's and you may appreciate that middle aged men with beer belly overhangs with 'no 1 Dad' on the back are hardly the height of sartorial elegance.
As an aside, you think posting on a football forum to be juvenile?
Aww, someone can't take a little banter.