2026 World Cup Draw - Friday 5pm (UK time)

[mattcity5]

that's an impressively ugly trophy, , I bet he can't pick it up.

But another medal from FIFA for him!

My hope is that he tries to, it looks heavy...

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

The world is a safer place I take it he’s not been to Piccadilly Gardens recently

 

[roubaixtuesday]

who the fuck is buying this.

It's obvious idiocy is a feature not a bug.

The purpose is to show that they have the power to lie, that truth is irrelevant.

The more preposterous the better.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The world is a safer place I take it he’s not been to Piccadilly Gardens recently

They’re the best gardens. They just need a wall…

 

[blueste41]

This is like something you'd see on North Korean state TV.

How fukin opaque is this:
-October, Trump says he should get the noble peace prize.
-November, Fifa decide they are going to award a peace prize.
-December, Fifa award it to Trump.

I suspect December was decided before November! Commentator just said "I wonder who will win the next one......if they have one"!

 

[VinceYoungisaBLUE]

Thank God FIFA created that peace prize for Donald the Dove whilst we bomb random boats in the Caribbean, lol

 

[bridgeno1]

My hope is that he tries to, it looks heavy...

I'd be 'accidentally' picking up Heidi Klum and saying I got the 2 mixed up.

 

[pennblue]

who the fuck is buying this.

A bunch of dumb fucks over here love the guy. Jokes on fifa, none of those morons like the sport enough to pay through the nose to attend like they're asking.

 

[PistonBlue]

Genuinely think this is a low point for football

It’s got a whiff of North Korea about it

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Johnny Infantino?

He hasn't a fucking clue who Infatino is. In fact I don't think he's got a fucking clue where he is

 

[Blu1]

wtf is this

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

How fukin opaque is this:
-October, Trump says he should get the noble peace prize.
-November, Fifa decide they are going to award a peace prize.
-December, Fifa award it to Trump.

I suspect December was decided before November! Commentator just said "I wonder who will win the next one......if they have one"!

Jonathan Pearce “I wonder who’ll win the next one; if they ever award one again.”

 

[buckshot]

Dipshit Donnie has ICE agents ready to go to whatever stadiums Haiti, Panama, Uruguay, Paraguay and any other "shithole country" team gets drawn to. It's gonna be real tricky for those teams to play while also running from masked goons.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Questions in English, answers in forin tongue.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Dipshit Donnie has ICE agents ready to go to whatever stadiums Haiti, Panama, Uruguay, Paraguay and any other "shithole country" team gets drawn to. It's gonna be real tricky for those teams to play while also running from masked goons.

El Salvador will get a free flight home though, so it’s not all bad.

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

That video is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. I honestly think Trump demanded his speech writers were involved, and of course a movie trailer voice-over.

Pyongyang would be proud.

 

[bridgeno1]

Let's not bother translating then.

 

[MCFC1993]

Jonathan Pearce has lied about being able to translate Portuguese on his CV.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Roberto Carlos looks like Shaun Ryder with a tan

 

[west didsblue]

Fuck this. Over to the Chase.