21st of May = Doomsday

[Dribble]

Shame really, as we are officially the reigning FA Cup winners, but as the season hasn't ended, Chelsea would be the reigning Premier League Champions !!!

Every cloud & all that! Lol :-)

 

[Bluemooner33]

Do you think they could just postpone it a bit so we get 3rd? Mind you the '153 days of death and horror' probably just means the closed season! Daft twats.

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Most people like to push thoughts about the end of the world to the back of their minds, hoping that the apocalypse, if it ever comes, will be a long way off.

But for one group of not-so happy campers, doomsday is a lot sooner...May 21 to be precise.
According to the predictions of the Family Radio ministry, on that date a massive earthquake will shake the world apart, littering the ground with 'many dead bodies'.

Those who believe in Jesus will be carried into heaven, while the rest of humanity will endure 153 days of 'death and horror' before the world ends on October 21.
The group of 10 Christians from Oakland have set out across the country in a convoy of caravans to bring the 'awesome' message of impending doom to as many people as possible.
'Project Caravan', as it has become known, is made up of members of the Family Radio network all of who have given up jobs, families and all their possessions to join this final mission.
Calling themselves 'ambassadors', the church members point to baffling biblical codes to demonstrate their reasoning.
Speaking to CNN the group's leader, 89-year-old Harold Camping, is adamant that the date is accurate.
He said: 'I know it's absolutely true, because the Bible is always absolutely true.
'If I were not faithful that would mean that I'm a hypocrite.'
Despite his conviction, Camping has predicted the world would end before - on September 4 1994.
That, he says, was a mistake, a misreading of the biblical codes used to decipher the exact date of the 'rapture'.
In order to get the warning out in time he fudged his calculations, a mistake he maintains he did not make this time.

According to the Church's website, there are two 'proofs' that May 21 2011 is the judgement day.

According to them, Noah's great flood occurred in the year 4990 B.C., 'exactly' 7000 years ago.

At the time, God said to Noah he had seven days before the flood would begin.

Taking a passage from 2 Peter 3:8, in which it is said a day for God is like a thousand human years, the church reasoned that seven 'days' equals 7000 human years from the time of the flood,making 2011 the year of the apocalypse.

In its second 'proof' the exact date is revealed by working forward from the exact date of the of the crucifixion - April 1, 33 AD.

According to their reasoning, there are exactly 722,500 days from April 1, 33 A.D. until May 21, 2011 - the alleged day of judgement.

This number can be represented as follows: 5 x 10 x 17 x 5 x 10 x 17 = 722,500.

The church then argues that numbers in the bible have special meanings, with the number 5 signifying atonement or redemption, the number 10 signifying 'completeness' and the number 17 equalling heaven.
'Ambassador' Sheila Jonas, another of the Family Radio faithful, spoke of her joy at joining the not-so merry band of travellers.
She said: 'I'm in it until the end.This is so serious, I can't believe I'm here.
She will not however talk about her past because: 'There is no other story. ... we are to warn the people. Nothing else matters.'
Travelling in a convoy of five caravans, the doom-mongers are adamant that Jesus is coming in three months.
And for anyone harbouring doubts over the accuracy of the prediction, the group has a cast iron answer - 'the Bible guarantees it'.

With T-shirts and banners declaring the 'Awesome News' that Judgement Day is coming, the first convoy of five caravans set off in October last year.
They have now been joined by two other convoys, all travelling to different parts of the country spreading their message.
The oldest believer on the convoy, 75-year-old Gallegos from Utah, is similar to the rest of the church members.

In order to join the trip he had to leave behind a wife of 53 years and be away from his10 children and their families.
Others have left empty houses, sold antiques, disposed of art collections or given up cars and other expensive items to join the road trip of doom.

And as if the end of the world is not bad enough, there is one final bitter pill as we approach the apocalypse.

Apparently no one from Family Radio is sure what to do to guarantee a place in heaven.

God, they say, has already predetermined the roughly two to three percent of those who will be saved come May 21.

Sadly for the rest of us all we can do is wait until the end comes. Again.

Yes, I'm sure that a Jewish carpenter who lived 2000 years ago and walked around telling everybody to be peaceful and loving to one another is going to come back as an all conquering warlord.

This is totally in character.

They say its God that will end the world, not Jesus :-) i guess he'd be pritty pissed that man killed his son.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Shamelessly pinched from another forum;

Those with 8,000+ Sunday points can apply for Heaven from 6pm.
Those with 7,000+ Sunday points can apply for Heaven from 6:30pm.
Those with 6,000+ Sunday points and members of the Communion Direct Scheme can apply for Heaven from 7pm.
Those with 5,000+ Sunday points with children who are also churchgoers can apply for Heaven from 8pm.

If places remain, God will release further selling criteria.

 

[Damocles]

They say its God that will end the world, not Jesus :-) i guess he'd be pritty pissed that man killed his son.

God IS Jesus, and Jesus IS God, and all that stuff. Same guy.

 

[elano]

SHITING IT

 

[Bluemooner33]

They say its God that will end the world, not Jesus :-) i guess he'd be pritty pissed that man killed his son.

God IS Jesus, and Jesus IS God, and all that stuff. Same guy.

Am sure the bible says Jesus is the son of God??? .....ive not read the bible since school (25 years ago) so am no expert lol

 

[uwe rosler 28]

I guess i choose the wrong week to give up smoking!!!!!!!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

They say its God that will end the world, not Jesus :-) i guess he'd be pritty pissed that man killed his son.

God IS Jesus, and Jesus IS God, and all that stuff. Same guy.

Am sure the bible says Jesus is the son of God??? .....ive not read the bible since school (25 years ago) so am no expert lol

I think the God family is a bit like the Nevilles. Their sister is their mother, their father is their brother....

 

[Bluemooner33]

God IS Jesus, and Jesus IS God, and all that stuff. Same guy.

Am sure the bible says Jesus is the son of God??? .....ive not read the bible since school (25 years ago) so am no expert lol

I think the God family is a bit like the Nevilles. Their sister is their mother, their father is their brother....

Ha ha, good one :-)

 

[20sbc07]

They say its God that will end the world, not Jesus :-) i guess he'd be pritty pissed that man killed his son.

God IS Jesus, and Jesus IS God, and all that stuff. Same guy.

Am sure the bible says Jesus is the son of God??? .....ive not read the bible since school (25 years ago) so am no expert lol

The king james version sais Jesus is the son of God and has loads written about him. The original describes him in a few lines as a carpenter who preached the word of god with his father and brother.


King james edited it to get more people interested in christianity by having "the son of god" as their spokesman.






Its all bollocks if you ask me.