3 days ago

mcfcliam said:
GStar said:
Your username makes this thread fantastic.
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Bwahahahahaha

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Piss off you got the funny in before me
 
Can i be the first to say you should have just smashed her back door in & thus saved a fortune in payments to the CSA
 
I just went and decided to knock on for her because I haven't started my project for science and my mum isn't too happy (especially since my dad went to 'work away'). When I got there I saw her dad shouting at some guy and when she answered her door she told me to go away and that it was none of my business to be there. The guy said he was her new boyfriend I think he is in college and that makes him 4 years older than me. How could I beat him up in 2 punches or less so I don't get hurt?
 
Blue_Jonny said:
I just went and decided to knock on for her because I haven't started my project for science and my mum isn't too happy (especially since my dad went to 'work away'). When I got there I saw her dad shouting at some guy and when she answered her door she told me to go away and that it was none of my business to be there. The guy said he was her new boyfriend I think he is in college and that makes him 4 years older than me. How could I beat him up in 2 punches or less so I don't get hurt?
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Haha fuck off fell for the original post but not having this give him a Chinese burn or summat
 
Blue_Jonny said:
I just went and decided to knock on for her because I haven't started my project for science and my mum isn't too happy (especially since my dad went to 'work away'). When I got there I saw her dad shouting at some guy and when she answered her door she told me to go away and that it was none of my business to be there. The guy said he was her new boyfriend I think he is in college and that makes him 4 years older than me. How could I beat him up in 2 punches or less so I don't get hurt?
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1) is he big
2) is he a rag
3) do you have balls (ye must have i suppose,if she's been up the duff)
4) kick him right in the stones,when he keels over in agony,stick yer knee
into his head.
5) then ask him this... "who's the fukn daddy"..that should upset him.
6) good luck Jonny ;)
 
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