3 facts about yourself, 2 true, 1 false...

[peoffrey]

1. I'm actually German and was born in Hannover in late 1978.
2. I was named Kevin after Kevin Keegan by my Grandad.
3. I once turned down an offer from Colin Bell to train with the City youngsters.

1. True. You could be of Services background.
2. True. Why not?
3. False. I've turned down big chances before.

 

[Cellarite]

1. I'm actually German and was born in Hannover in late 1978.
2. I was named Kevin after Kevin Keegan by my Grandad.
3. I once turned down an offer from Colin Bell to train with the City youngsters.

3 is a lie, you're shit at football but a much better egg and spooner

How very dare you charlie. Think about this mate, you might know from what I've told you that 1 of these is true and one is a lie.

 

[bobmcfc]

really, you have 5 nipples?
you're wrong too though. I do have a crush on Franck Ribery.

Yes, theyre not fully developed big areola jobs with hair round them or owt ...

This isn't me though but sort of what they look like

That wouldn't bother me unless they were like udders

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

1. I'm actually German and was born in Hannover in late 1978.
2. I was named Kevin after Kevin Keegan by my Grandad.
3. I once turned down an offer from Colin Bell to train with the City youngsters.

2. Your grandad named you after Derek Kevan

 

[charliebigspuds]

1. I'm actually German and was born in Hannover in late 1978.
2. I was named Kevin after Kevin Keegan by my Grandad.
3. I once turned down an offer from Colin Bell to train with the City youngsters.

3 is a lie, you're shit at football but a much better egg and spooner

How very dare you charlie. Think about this mate, you might know from what I've told you that 1 of these is true and one is a lie.

I know no1 is true

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

really, you have 5 nipples?
you're wrong too though. I do have a crush on Franck Ribery.

Yes, theyre not fully developed big areola jobs with hair round them or owt ...

This isn't me though but sort of what they look like

ha ha, you've pre-empted my next question in your edit!

on the basis that anyone who has ever had a pint in Stockport has had a drink with Les Battersby, I can only assume that you walked away from the car crash.

Correct-a-mundo!! Although I was in Vera Duckworths pub after work one night, Bruce jones was there wobbling

 

[mackenzie]

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[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

really, you have 5 nipples?
you're wrong too though. I do have a crush on Franck Ribery.

Yes, theyre not fully developed big areola jobs with hair round them or owt ...

This isn't me though but sort of what they look like

That wouldn't bother me unless they were like udders

They're like dockers rivets when they're rubbed

 

[BimboBob]

1) I have an addictive personality
2) I was one of the FKW's
3) I have been paid to have sex with a women

3) I always thought you were the Cyberman plus you're a poker nut.

Hey...I was the fucking Cyberman...oh wait...sorry, it was Gaz really.

 

[Cellarite]

3 is a lie, you're shit at football but a much better egg and spooner

How very dare you charlie. Think about this mate, you might know from what I've told you that 1 of these is true and one is a lie.

I know no1 is true

1) is false. I was born in Hope Hospital.
2) is true. He was an Irish Liverpool fan.
3) is true. I went to watch a mate training at City. The ball ran off the pitch to me. I passed it back to Colin Bell who immediately fizzed a pass back to me. I controlled it and passed it back. He shouted something like "Would you like to join in?" I didn't immediately clock what he'd said so out of politeness said "No thank you." As he turned away, I realised what he'd said but it was too late.