A tier 4 data centre with private dark fibre lines to amsix, linx decix, lets say 3x 100GB lines for those, i am not greedy. Then i would host my own dc from the newly formed democratic republic of fuck you and get insanely rich so i could look at the money i have online but never touch, then again the coconuts are free and so is a wank, no need for the cash.
2 x cases of warsteiner...wait but weed..and rizla, fuck it i'd top myself, fuck your island.