5 Extremely boring facts about yourself

[BlueHammer85]

1) My favourite crisps are Salt & Vinegar Mccoys

2) I never go above 70mph when i drive

3) My baby finger on my left hand is broken

4) My highscore for blackberry brickbreaker is 1000020

5) i once shared a taxi with Kelly Holmes

 

[Jay Division]

1. I try and get the seat in front of the stairs on a double decker bus every time.
2. I enjoy having a poo.
3. I say I'll get a certain garment of clothing when I can muster up some money, but when I do muster that money up I end up not getting/liking it.
4. I believe Ready Salted crisps are the best and most underrated crisp.
5. I like my brews really milky.

 

[Pearcey]

1. I piss in the sink
2. I have a tiny penis
3. I eat my own snot
4. I wish I was Jack Bauer
5. Durex Pink condoms FTW

Are those boring enough?

 

[Jay Division]

1. I piss in the sink
2. I have a tiny penis
3. I eat my own snot
4. I wish I was Jack Bauer
5. Durex Pink condoms FTW

Are those boring enough?

I've been subject to pissing in the sink.

 

[weejh]

1. flaming hot crisps are my favorite
2.guiness is my choice of drink when out
3. i can mass debate over which is my favorite, tits or arse, think its arse
4. was a vegi up until 6 months ago and am now obsessed with chicken although am still not a massive red meat fan.
5.i almost like cricket as much as football

 

[Why Always Ste]

1. I pick scabs off my head, and collect them
2. I have %5 body fat percentage
3. I prefer my Sleeve or Bath Towel to wipe my Snot on
4. I once stood next to Camel Ferdinand in a toilet at a Lenny Henry gig.. and felt very inadequate
5. I'm banned from Malaga C.F football stadium.

 

[weejh]

1. flaming hot crisps are my favorite
2.guiness is my choice of drink when out
3. i can mass debate over which is my favorite, tits or arse, think its arse
4. was a vegi up until 6 months ago and am now obsessed with chicken although am still not a massive red meat fan.
5.i almost like cricket as much as football

 

[Bojinov The Bull]

1. I collect teeth.
2. I wear nappies so I don't have to go to the toilet.
3. The devil often speaks to me via my bathroom mirror.
4. I find that switching the light on and off 10 times before I leave a room stops my family from dying.
5. Grizzly bears DO NOT trust me with their offspring!

 

[Lucky Toma]

1/ Until the age of 25 I thought The Incredible Hulk was the bad guy, a monster killing innocent people. He used to scare me shitless as a kid and even now if I see him 'change' I freeze with sheer fright.

2/ I was 35 (last year) when I first realized I didnt have freaky fingernails that grew faster than my toenails. I assumed I was alone in this and that other peoples fingernails and toenails grew at the same pace.

3/ I was probably the last person in Britain to realize that the Roses' Going Down was about oral sex. Even though Brown essentially tells a linear story where its completely obvious and in real life I was performing such an act regularly....I just thought it was a hippy general thing about going down out of the mainstream.

4/ In my early teens 90% of my fantasies involved my science teacher who was quite stern but showed the slightest hint of cleavage.
I realize now as an adult that she looked a bit like a slim Boris Johnson.

5/ Even though I'm not a vegetarian I often cook with tofu because I like it.

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

1).i love sticking it up the rag fukers
2).i love fukn the rag shit right up
3).i love slaggin rags
4).i especially love fukn up plastic jock rags
5).CTID