Paddys Goose
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This is taken from a Swedish fan site. Translated with Google translate. Big humor
1st Sir Rednose come directly to the press conference after a loss
2nd Giggs found in Sirs wine cellar with Mrs. Rooney
3rd Ronaldo convened press conference and admits that Messi is better than he, and also better looking.
4th John Terry "glue" open on Mrs. Villas-Boas
5th All Liverpool Players get Souness mustache
6th Mancini replacing English teacher, the old Tevez recommending turned out not to be so good ..
7th Harry Redknapp ends at Spurs and is focusing on an acting career that Hops & Dumle
8th Wenger calls for a press conference and acknowledges that the Gooners are a small club without ambition. It is therefore my duty to sell players on so they can win something.
9th Adebayor and Bellamy would extend the City. They say both in one move .. "Mancini" is the best coach I had.
10th Eriksson acknowledges bluntly "I'm horny for money that's why I'm doing with Leicester City," before I was just horny ...
11th Eldin change the name to Edin.
12th Sladjan mention the City without the prefix "nouveau riche"
13th Platini admit that City's owner is better for football than United's.
14th Newcastle get together eleven men to set the plan in the premiere
15th Ferdinand incarcerated in Guantanmo after their espionage in the White House
16th United conducts charity without making a public relations coup out of it.
17th Arsenal lowering ticket prices at reasonable levels because they do not need the money for new acquisitions
18th Rooney looks better after his hair transplant
19th Adebayor unwinding in Arsenal
20th United are trying to at least win a match at New Wembley
21st Buzzer invited to the Sky Sports studio derby.
22nd Carlos Tevez follow his heart and played amateur football in South America as football lost its soul and he wants to be near her family.
23rd A football player who does not feel misunderstood, poorly paid and badly treated because he did not receive a new fat contract, but actually acknowledges that some average salary for a week's ball fell in fact a right okay replacement.
24th United are held accountable for their debt burden
25th SVT buses Janne Josefsson at FIFA.
26th Liverpool supporters go a whole year without saying "this is our year."
27th Manchester United's Swedish Fans Page acquire a little humor and blocks of idiots (but then they would get shut down).
28th Manchester City's Swedish Fans Page avoid the idiots from the other side who have no sense of humor.
29th Harry Redknapp can handle an entire interview without saying "it's hard to compete with the money City have" or something similar.
30th Liverpool buy an English mediocrity for less than £ 20 million.
31st Dzeko do a Zidane-stripping at high playback.
32nd Alex Ferguson losing a derby and recognize without hesitation that the opponents were better.
33rd Arsenal decide to waive the Champions League in order to dedicate the Carling Cup is their only chance to take home a trophy.
34th United make a move where you think that Liverpool are no longer their main local rivals. The award is now instead of Real Madrid is not only in the same continent but are also rivals of Ferguson's great heroes, Barcelona.
35th Joey Barton will return to the City to become a mentor for Balotelli.
36th Balotelli do a Dennis Law in a derby to then run out to Mancini and replacing itself.
37th Ryan Giggs is faithful to his wife.
38th Alex Ferguson openly and honestly admit that "City is a massive club"
39th Tevez learn English.
40th Guidetti determine a final (but BOUNCE ago by Hamrén and Swedish U-21).
41 - Mancini makes an entire interview without using the phrase: "but ITS important"
42 - Rooney acknowledges that United is actually little more than 5% behind Barcelona anyway ..
43 - Berbatov takes a hemjobb ..
44 - Old Trafford renamed Old Toilet when Sheijk Mansour decides to buy the name rights to the stadium ..
45 - Gary Neville decides to make a comeback!
46 - Ronaldo "coming out" with her little secret ..
47 - Eriksson recruits RSC to his Leicester ..
48 - André Pops Tickets studio on Viasat.
49 - United will open up with the move to London was only to Manchester for their part are a lost light blue city ..
50 - Red Nose throws in the absence of hair dryers and bins, a 35 year old "match whiskey" on the players instead ..
1st Sir Rednose come directly to the press conference after a loss
2nd Giggs found in Sirs wine cellar with Mrs. Rooney
3rd Ronaldo convened press conference and admits that Messi is better than he, and also better looking.
4th John Terry "glue" open on Mrs. Villas-Boas
5th All Liverpool Players get Souness mustache
6th Mancini replacing English teacher, the old Tevez recommending turned out not to be so good ..
7th Harry Redknapp ends at Spurs and is focusing on an acting career that Hops & Dumle
8th Wenger calls for a press conference and acknowledges that the Gooners are a small club without ambition. It is therefore my duty to sell players on so they can win something.
9th Adebayor and Bellamy would extend the City. They say both in one move .. "Mancini" is the best coach I had.
10th Eriksson acknowledges bluntly "I'm horny for money that's why I'm doing with Leicester City," before I was just horny ...
11th Eldin change the name to Edin.
12th Sladjan mention the City without the prefix "nouveau riche"
13th Platini admit that City's owner is better for football than United's.
14th Newcastle get together eleven men to set the plan in the premiere
15th Ferdinand incarcerated in Guantanmo after their espionage in the White House
16th United conducts charity without making a public relations coup out of it.
17th Arsenal lowering ticket prices at reasonable levels because they do not need the money for new acquisitions
18th Rooney looks better after his hair transplant
19th Adebayor unwinding in Arsenal
20th United are trying to at least win a match at New Wembley
21st Buzzer invited to the Sky Sports studio derby.
22nd Carlos Tevez follow his heart and played amateur football in South America as football lost its soul and he wants to be near her family.
23rd A football player who does not feel misunderstood, poorly paid and badly treated because he did not receive a new fat contract, but actually acknowledges that some average salary for a week's ball fell in fact a right okay replacement.
24th United are held accountable for their debt burden
25th SVT buses Janne Josefsson at FIFA.
26th Liverpool supporters go a whole year without saying "this is our year."
27th Manchester United's Swedish Fans Page acquire a little humor and blocks of idiots (but then they would get shut down).
28th Manchester City's Swedish Fans Page avoid the idiots from the other side who have no sense of humor.
29th Harry Redknapp can handle an entire interview without saying "it's hard to compete with the money City have" or something similar.
30th Liverpool buy an English mediocrity for less than £ 20 million.
31st Dzeko do a Zidane-stripping at high playback.
32nd Alex Ferguson losing a derby and recognize without hesitation that the opponents were better.
33rd Arsenal decide to waive the Champions League in order to dedicate the Carling Cup is their only chance to take home a trophy.
34th United make a move where you think that Liverpool are no longer their main local rivals. The award is now instead of Real Madrid is not only in the same continent but are also rivals of Ferguson's great heroes, Barcelona.
35th Joey Barton will return to the City to become a mentor for Balotelli.
36th Balotelli do a Dennis Law in a derby to then run out to Mancini and replacing itself.
37th Ryan Giggs is faithful to his wife.
38th Alex Ferguson openly and honestly admit that "City is a massive club"
39th Tevez learn English.
40th Guidetti determine a final (but BOUNCE ago by Hamrén and Swedish U-21).
41 - Mancini makes an entire interview without using the phrase: "but ITS important"
42 - Rooney acknowledges that United is actually little more than 5% behind Barcelona anyway ..
43 - Berbatov takes a hemjobb ..
44 - Old Trafford renamed Old Toilet when Sheijk Mansour decides to buy the name rights to the stadium ..
45 - Gary Neville decides to make a comeback!
46 - Ronaldo "coming out" with her little secret ..
47 - Eriksson recruits RSC to his Leicester ..
48 - André Pops Tickets studio on Viasat.
49 - United will open up with the move to London was only to Manchester for their part are a lost light blue city ..
50 - Red Nose throws in the absence of hair dryers and bins, a 35 year old "match whiskey" on the players instead ..