8 times a night

for a female, no problem just needs a good supply of batteries, for a bloke , averaging 10cc a pop that would need balls the size of a coconut, each. Face it, the whole thing is tabloid nonsense written by a woman with a grudge. However, the bite of a brown recluse spider is excruciatingly painful but produces an erection lasting 36 hours, so if you were very, very fond of someone ..........
 
bellbuzzer said:
for a female, no problem just needs a good supply of batteries, for a bloke , averaging 10cc a pop that would need balls the size of a coconut, each. Face it, the whole thing is tabloid nonsense written by a woman with a grudge. However, the bite of a brown recluse spider is excruciatingly painful but produces an erection lasting 36 hours, so if you were very, very fond of someone ..........
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Watch channel 4 next Monday at 9............<br /><br />-- Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:18 am --<br /><br />
didactic said:
He is obviously a sprinter rather than a marathon runner. My record is all night one session and I didnt even "finish". By all night I mean we left the club at 11:30 starting at it at abou5 12:15 and I had to get up and go get ready for work at around 7am.
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EPIC..............


You're so money supermarket, and you don't even know it..................
 
didactic said:
He is obviously a sprinter rather than a marathon runner. My record is all night one session and I didnt even "finish". By all night I mean we left the club at 11:30 starting at it at abou5 12:15 and I had to get up and go get ready for work at around 7am.
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A six and threequarter hour shag? Very impressive that, I'd be bored silly after five and a half.
 
bellbuzzer said:
for a female, no problem just needs a good supply of batteries, for a bloke , averaging 10cc a pop that would need balls the size of a coconut, each. Face it, the whole thing is tabloid nonsense written by a woman with a grudge. However, the bite of a brown recluse spider is excruciatingly painful but produces an erection lasting 36 hours, so if you were very, very fond of someone ..........
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I thought it was what was said in court?
 
Ancient Citizen said:
didactic said:
He is obviously a sprinter rather than a marathon runner. My record is all night one session and I didnt even "finish". By all night I mean we left the club at 11:30 starting at it at abou5 12:15 and I had to get up and go get ready for work at around 7am.
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A six and threequarter hour shag? Very impressive that, I'd be bored silly after five and a half.
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Hahaha probably had too much sex then :). Its obvious this guy had issues with adult women anyone over 15 would know that 3 pumps and finish does not equate adult sex. This is probably why he went with a child.
 
didactic said:
Ancient Citizen said:
didactic said:
He is obviously a sprinter rather than a marathon runner. My record is all night one session and I didnt even "finish". By all night I mean we left the club at 11:30 starting at it at abou5 12:15 and I had to get up and go get ready for work at around 7am.
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A six and threequarter hour shag? Very impressive that, I'd be bored silly after five and a half.
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Hahaha probably had too much sex then :). Its obvious this guy had issues with adult women anyone over 15 would know that 3 pumps and finish does not equate adult sex. This is probably why he went with a child.
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Well I was going to say the same but you beat me to it.
He was probably just a "pump n squirt" type of guy
 
didactic said:
BoyBlue_1985 said:
Managed around 8 times in a day when on holiday but probably about 5 in a night
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That is different women though right? Not the same rules fella.
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Whichever it is, his balls would have been aching like fuck.
 
didactic said:
He is obviously a sprinter rather than a marathon runner. My record is all night one session and I didnt even "finish". By all night I mean we left the club at 11:30 starting at it at abou5 12:15 and I had to get up and go get ready for work at around 7am.
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When one is fit and healthy, this should never be problem. When I was younger this kind of time (& a little more for me. I had very high stamina) was regular. Think it became an ego thing, rather than enjoying the act, eventually. You know that 'hero' status of being their 'best ever' was always my target! But a woman that turned me on was harder to resist, mentally and physically!

Anyway, I thought multiple sessions meant the woman's climax!!
 
BoyBlue_1985 said:
didactic said:
BoyBlue_1985 said:
Managed around 8 times in a day when on holiday but probably about 5 in a night
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That is different women though right? Not the same rules fella.
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No same girl. On my only lads holiday I got so drunk the first night I didnt fancy being there for the remaining 6 nights
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Hahaha poor girl she must have been sore for days.
 
didactic said:
BoyBlue_1985 said:
didactic said:
That is different women though right? Not the same rules fella.
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No same girl. On my only lads holiday I got so drunk the first night I didnt fancy being there for the remaining 6 nights
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Hahaha poor girl she must have been sore for days.
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Like a Wizard's sleeve.....
 
A few decades ago I pulled 'a lady of a certain age' in Quaffers and went back to my place. 7 times with 3 splurts was the pinnacle of my achievements.
I even remember the song I pulled her on - Careless Whisper by George Michael (circa 1984). That song to this very day still makes me smile ;-)
 
HAHA! why should it even matter how many times they done it? if they had sex just the once, he's still a peadophile. She'll be getting her tits out in the sport when she reaches 16.

My best ever was with two women. I was 21, they were both 26,27 and I had came home after chelsea had beaten us on Robinho's debut. Her mate had came up from Coventry and we got pissed, played a stripping game.

I swear to the sex gods on this one, I lasted about 4-5 hours





(probably just kept thinking of Robinho's free kick to be fair)
 
Managed 4/5 times in a night, it was physically impossible for me to do anymore after that. By the 5th time my river of jizz has been reduced to a mere cough of dust
 
didactic said:
He is obviously a sprinter rather than a marathon runner. My record is all night one session and I didnt even "finish". By all night I mean we left the club at 11:30 starting at it at abou5 12:15 and I had to get up and go get ready for work at around 7am.
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did any of you nod off
 
Lucky Toma said:
The girl in that teacher sex case has claimed they did it eight times in one night.

You often see this boast in the tabloids and for some reason it's seen as something impressive. But if you play salami hide-and-seek more than four times in eight hours surely that means you're not doing it right?

What's your record?
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Eight times everyday for the first six to twelve months when i got with the Mrs. That was on average a 30 to 45 minutes session plus another say 15 minutes of foreplay. Now 11 years latter I'm down to once a week if I'm fucking lucky with the occasional mini marathon when I've done something nice that i didn't even know i did.

NOTE: For you young lads if you want to attempt the above you need to go bareback. Rubbers no matter how good the rubber is or how much extra lubricant you use will literally leave you with blister on your nob if you're at it that much. Blisters on your nob hurt really fucking hurt and you also got the added headache that condoms are shit and break like fuck when your at it so much.

Your best bet imo is if you find a nice bird that's up for it, not some slag for a one night stand. Get yourself checked out to make sure you're both clean and get her on the pill/injection/bars in the arm. Then go to town and explore each others bodies, its the most fun you can have and it's completely fucking FREE.
 
charliebigspuds said:
didactic said:
He is obviously a sprinter rather than a marathon runner. My record is all night one session and I didnt even "finish". By all night I mean we left the club at 11:30 starting at it at abou5 12:15 and I had to get up and go get ready for work at around 7am.
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did any of you nod off
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No but he was struggling to get it up for 5 hours :0)
 
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