8 times a night

I think even the most average and undemanding amongst us can put our Love Swords to the test 4 times in a day at the start of a relationship. I am dubious however to those who lay claim to 4 times in a night.

My very own "1-6 at Old Trafford" moment happened in August 91 as the Hawks in the Soviet Union Government put President Gorbachov under House Arrest.

It was the hottest night ever and all summer I had been in the midst of a love triangle - I was living with a Girl who on reflection should have been the one but I was seriously getting down and dirty with her best friend.

After the best friend had broke it off due to the pain we were inevitably about to cause and been away in Spain I somehow managed to convince her to see me again and like a thief in the night I paid her a call late one Sunday night.

It was the best 2 and a half times of my life and she is the reason I am still smitten by Julia Roberts.

For any Bluemoon Ladies drifting into the thread; I certainly got my come uppance.
 
Stoned Rose said:
8 ejaculations in one night would be biologically impossible imo.

Prolactin.

Be fun trying though :)
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When i first starting jerking the gherkin i would take whole days of school doing nothing but wanking, easily made double figures. Probably did some damage though
 
Challenger1978 said:
Lucky Toma said:
The girl in that teacher sex case has claimed they did it eight times in one night.

You often see this boast in the tabloids and for some reason it's seen as something impressive. But if you play salami hide-and-seek more than four times in eight hours surely that means you're not doing it right?

What's your record?
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Eight times everyday for the first six to twelve months when i got with the Mrs. That was on average a 30 to 45 minutes session plus another say 15 minutes of foreplay. Now 11 years latter I'm down to once a week if I'm fucking lucky with the occasional mini marathon when I've done something nice that i didn't even know i did.

NOTE: For you young lads if you want to attempt the above you need to go bareback. Rubbers no matter how good the rubber is or how much extra lubricant you use will literally leave you with blister on your nob if you're at it that much. Blisters on your nob hurt really fucking hurt and you also got the added headache that condoms are shit and break like fuck when your at it so much.

Your best bet imo is if you find a nice bird that's up for it, not some slag for a one night stand. Get yourself checked out to make sure you're both clean and get her on the pill/injection/bars in the arm. Then go to town and explore each others bodies, its the most fun you can have and it's completely fucking FREE.
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So you were having sex for 8 hours a day, every day for 6-12 months?

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cupidstunt said:
Honest to god I'm confused. I thought round two an hour or so later was impressive.
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You joking? First round I can bust and go straight back in after a wipe down. It has to outside though as I am not a fan of stirring porridge even my own. An hr is a long time after round 2 10 /15 minutes will do me and there is very rarely a need for round three but if necessary I can do it.

The window for getting girls is short and one must take full advantage :)
 
Stoned Rose said:
Challenger1978 said:
Lucky Toma said:
The girl in that teacher sex case has claimed they did it eight times in one night.

You often see this boast in the tabloids and for some reason it's seen as something impressive. But if you play salami hide-and-seek more than four times in eight hours surely that means you're not doing it right?

What's your record?
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Eight times everyday for the first six to twelve months when i got with the Mrs. That was on average a 30 to 45 minutes session plus another say 15 minutes of foreplay. Now 11 years latter I'm down to once a week if I'm fucking lucky with the occasional mini marathon when I've done something nice that i didn't even know i did.

NOTE: For you young lads if you want to attempt the above you need to go bareback. Rubbers no matter how good the rubber is or how much extra lubricant you use will literally leave you with blister on your nob if you're at it that much. Blisters on your nob hurt really fucking hurt and you also got the added headache that condoms are shit and break like fuck when your at it so much.

Your best bet imo is if you find a nice bird that's up for it, not some slag for a one night stand. Get yourself checked out to make sure you're both clean and get her on the pill/injection/bars in the arm. Then go to town and explore each others bodies, its the most fun you can have and it's completely fucking FREE.
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So you were having sex for 8 hours a day, every day for 6-12 months?

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Fucking right i did man, i didn't only do that though. During the 2002 world cup (We meet on my birthday that year in March) I lay on my back with a spiff in my gob and can of stella in my hand while she rid me senseless while i was watching the football. It was bleeding amazing and literally the best time I've ever had in my life.

She also looked like this bird when i first got with her but with a pony tail that went right down to her arse.

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There was also the added bonuses she is a black belt 2nd dan in karate so she was flexible as fuck. You could literally bend her in to any position you wanted it was mint.

Basically she was well out of my league and I'm a lucky bastard to have her.

Only sad thing is 11 years latter after having a takeaway once or twice a week for all those years we've both turned into a pair of fat cunts. Don't get me wrong i still love her as much as when we first got together but i wish to fuck the pair of us had stayed away from the takeaways.

DAM YOU MIXED KEBABS, DAM YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Lucky Toma said:
The girl in that teacher sex case has claimed they did it eight times in one night.

You often see this boast in the tabloids and for some reason it's seen as something impressive. But if you play salami hide-and-seek more than four times in eight hours surely that means you're not doing it right?

What's your record?
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Eight times a night ???

Never !

I suspect somebody's engaging in a bit of wishful thinking there .... he may possibly have been flush with viagra tablets , but in all honesty it's extremly doubtful , and i suspect she'd have a bit of trouble passing her maths exam !

I did , however , once manage it four times in one night .... but that was a long time ago , when i was on top of my game , and even then it almost did my back in !
 
Troubadour said:
A few decades ago I pulled 'a lady of a certain age' in Quaffers and went back to my place. 7 times with 3 splurts was the pinnacle of my achievements.
I even remember the song I pulled her on - Careless Whisper by George Michael (circa 1984). That song to this very day still makes me smile ;-)
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In my day, three 'splurts' would invariably result in the impending arrival of an offspring, 'Careless Fucker' was the usual remark from outraged relatives, before half of one's teeth were taken out by a flying fist. (circa1964)
 
One rape, eight rapes. It's all the same.

Hope she doesn't change her story or she'll be looking at 20 years herself.
 
tidyman said:
One rape, eight rapes. It's all the same.
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one crime , eight crimes ??



If you were attending court for eight rapes you'd have to answer 'not guilty' eight times , after each attack was read out ....... Michae le Vell recently had to say the same two words NINETEEN times as the Judge put the charges to him.

If you were attending for just a single sex attack you'd only have to enter you chosen plea once.
 
Any reason why she now can't be identified during this trial? As she was plastered all over the media when they ran off to France, so it's no secret who she is.

Any legal people shed any light on this? Would assume her age has something to do with it but is there more to it?
 
feedthegoat27 said:
Any reason why she now can't be identified during this trial? As she was plastered all over the media when they ran off to France, so it's no secret who she is.

Any legal people shed any light on this? Would assume her age has something to do with it but is there more to it?
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He's on trial for child abduction. It's standard procedure that the child involved isn't named. It's a bit irrelevant in this case as everyone knows her name anyway but they have to go along with it to make sure everything is done right. It could influence any potential appeals for one.
 
tidyman said:
feedthegoat27 said:
Any reason why she now can't be identified during this trial? As she was plastered all over the media when they ran off to France, so it's no secret who she is.

Any legal people shed any light on this? Would assume her age has something to do with it but is there more to it?
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He's on trial for child abduction. It's standard procedure that the child involved isn't named. It's a bit irrelevant in this case as everyone knows her name anyway but they have to go along with it to make sure everything is done right. It could influence any potential appeals for one.
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I see, thank you.
 
Once and then I want a sleep. Why would you want to do it again?! Maybe if my misses was fit it might be different.
 
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