9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Crooked_rain]

Haaland’s movement and vision (and instinctual finishing, almost always picking the right technique for the situation) is the definition of world class.

Anyone saying he is a #TapinMerchant is bitter, stupid, or both.

His acceleration for a tall man is very unique

When you look at tall athletes like sprinters, they often don't have great acceleration but their top speed and stride makes up for it.

Obviously he's not as fast as a sprinter, but it's still very rare to see a tall athlete that can change gear so quickly.

 

[SebastianBlue]

odd oddschecker odds

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Surprised either are still on such goods odds…

 

[don84]

Funfact:
Vast majority of Real Madrid fans want Haaland over Mbappe for the 2024 transfer window.
Sorry lads - wouldn't happen.

"On Friday, this newspaper (AS) asked its readers: “Who would you prefer Madrid to sign: Mbappé or Haaland?” The response was categorical: 82% of the nearly 40,000 users who voted would rather the Spanish and European champions went after the Manchester City striker. And Madrid are working to take Haaland to LaLiga. As we revealed on Thursday, he is the club’s priority target for summer 2024."

Who would Real Madrid fans rather sign? Haaland or Mbappé?

This week, an AS.com poll asked readers whether they’d rather see Real Madrid sign Erling Haaland or Kylian Mbappé - and the result was overwhelming.

en.as.com

 

[Silva&Silva]

Funfact:
Vast majority of Real Madrid fans want Haaland over Mbappe for the 2024 transfer window.
Sorry lads - wouldn't happen.

"On Friday, this newspaper (AS) asked its readers: “Who would you prefer Madrid to sign: Mbappé or Haaland?” The response was categorical: 82% of the nearly 40,000 users who voted would rather the Spanish and European champions went after the Manchester City striker. And Madrid are working to take Haaland to LaLiga. As we revealed on Thursday, he is the club’s priority target for summer 2024."

Who would Real Madrid fans rather sign? Haaland or Mbappé?

This week, an AS.com poll asked readers whether they’d rather see Real Madrid sign Erling Haaland or Kylian Mbappé - and the result was overwhelming.

en.as.com

Good fucking luck.

 

[MarsLlama]

Even if there were agent fees etc that took the total fee to £100m (there probably aren't), he's still likely to become quite comfortably the best £100m+ transfer of all time. So I don't see the problem.

 

[Ric]

I've watched that clip about 50 times since yesterday. It's an uncanny impression.

 

[SiMCFC]

Funfact:
Vast majority of Real Madrid fans want Haaland over Mbappe for the 2024 transfer window.
Sorry lads - wouldn't happen.

"On Friday, this newspaper (AS) asked its readers: “Who would you prefer Madrid to sign: Mbappé or Haaland?” The response was categorical: 82% of the nearly 40,000 users who voted would rather the Spanish and European champions went after the Manchester City striker. And Madrid are working to take Haaland to LaLiga. As we revealed on Thursday, he is the club’s priority target for summer 2024."

Who would Real Madrid fans rather sign? Haaland or Mbappé?

This week, an AS.com poll asked readers whether they’d rather see Real Madrid sign Erling Haaland or Kylian Mbappé - and the result was overwhelming.

en.as.com

That's akin to me saying I'm working on winning the Euromillions by buying a ticket.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I've watched that clip about 50 times since yesterday. It's an uncanny impression.

It really is. You just wouldn't know it was Erl if you had your eyes closed.

 

[SebastianBlue]

It needed to be done.

 

[SebastianBlue]

It really is. You just wouldn't know it was Erl if you had your eyes closed.

Scandinavians are generally very good at mimicking our and American accents because their common languages train their vocal cords, mouth, and brain to make generally the same sounds as English (plus some).

A mate of mine who originally hails from Stockholm does the most convincing Noel Gallagher impression I have ever heard (which includes everyone I have ever known from home that have tried to develop one for literally decades). Close your eyes and you would swear you were sat next to the twat at the Etihad.