9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[I'm With Stupid]

Epic performance. Maybe his best in a City shirt, and this is a man who scored 5 in a game once.

 

[Haaland94]

He is nowhere near his peak ability, you just wait and watch. He will go down as the GOAT, you heard it here first.

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

Hey…hey lads…come here…

Remember when Rory Jennings said haaland would score 12 goals this season?

 

[skillman]

His all-round play was good anyway but it’s come on leaps and bounds recently. Connecting play all over the gaff and playing brilliantly all over the pitch, not just scoring.

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

Should have scored 4. Bring back Jo

 

[aguero93:20]

Hey…hey lads…come here…

Remember when Rory Jennings said haaland would score 12 goals this season?

No. Who's Rory Jennings?

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

Great tonight

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

No. Who's Rory Jennings?

One of those muppets on the true Geordie nonsense last year. Said it there, said it on sky.

3 weeks later called himself a muppet. What’s he saying now lol

 

[Goater=Legend]

Hes quite good aint he?

 

[ninjamonkey]

Tap in merchant apparently... how fucking stupid has he just made those idiots look? Showing the other sides to his game recently. He's no different to everybody else, he needs 12 months to settle but you see it's starting to click more and more now and we're finding more ways to use him. Ironically probably his worst display in terms of finishing but everything else was worth just as much as his goals.

A reminder to everybody. This is the worst version of Erling Haaland we will ever see, he only gets better from here. Truly frightening.