9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[warringtonblue]

Pretty crazy he ended up with a hat trick because he was all over the place tbh. Elite mentality to keep his head down and take his chances when they came.

I was half expecting him to get brought off when I seen Alvarez ready to come on, and a few sat near me thought the same, lol

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Post in thread 'Match Thread | Man City vs Crystal Palace (27/08/22)' https://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/...-crystal-palace-27-08-22.356532/post-15220509

You were saying...?

 

[Silva&Silva]

Not the only table Haaland will be finishing top of at the end of the season.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

But he’s gonna take time to settle (:

He’s not even at 100% ffs, keep him fit and he will undoubtedly smash salahs record; not seen anything like this, he just shits goals

This, my friend, is the most exciting phrase I’ve heard in a long time.
The rest of the bus are now basking in the glow of my huge shit-eating grin.

 

[Silva&Silva]

Ohhh Erling Haaland, you are the love of my life, oh Erling Haaland, I'd let you shag my wife, oh Erling Haaland, I hate Roy Keane too.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Crystal Palace fans website said Haaland reminds them of Will Carling's description of All Blacks' Jonah Lomu, " a freak of nature."

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

GOS HAS ARRIVED

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

God has arrived I meant bloody phone

 

[Tevez City]

I like how he kept running & asking Gundogan for the ball.

He showed his pace, power & accuracy for the 4th goal.

 

[N1985]

He's a bit good isn't he