9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Dazzle84]

The inevitable hat trick was swiped away but come on, getting a joke, he throws more bunches than sweet pea

12 games in and I can categorically say he’s the best I’ve ever seen; beat complement I can give is he makes me feel like a teenager, you know when you have no real idea of the landscape of things and fantasy is rarely reality; however, he’s ripping up the rule book…… an absolute phenom!

I've been on here and said the same thing about the excitement. I'm giddy as owt about him. It's scarcely believable

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Will he be here long enough to beat agueros tally

Well he can’t leave until January, so yeah.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Must be on course for the balon d’or soon?

could well get it next year if he carries on!

Unless someone has a very season and also wins the World Cup this year. Then that could sway it for someone else.

 

[JWCH-99]

reads as though he doesn't have any release clause

 

[Tricky_Trev]

11 games for City.

0 games without a goal or assist.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Failed to score a hat trick.

Get rid.

 

[Irishblue93]

could well get it next year if he carries on!

Unless someone has a very season and also wins the World Cup this year. Then that could sway it for someone else.

Like KDB hopefully

 

[dublinblue12]

Norwegian Pele on steroids

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

He's an absolute beast.I thought he was going to be good but he's even better than I hoped for.

 

[yankblue]

He's just a freak. A level or two above nearly every other player he shares the pitch with at all times. It shouldn't be possible and certainly not at his age.

No hyperbole but he'll shatter every goalscoring record in the book if he stays fit throughout his career

 

[freshie]

This is what Pep thinks of him

 

[aguero93:20]

Failed to score a hat trick.

Get rid.

Utter shite mate. 2 goals and no assist? Fuck off.

 

[HelloCity]

The seeds of the future have started to blossom.

We might never have even signed Erling if Joe Royle didn’t sign his dad over 20 years ago.

 

[SuperSilva21]

There is

Thanks for that…. There isn’t! (Ask Pep)

 

[SuperSilva21]

So, Romano is bullshiting on his recent video?

Not sure if he’s bullshiiting or just mis-informed but either way he’s wrong!

 

[Shaffer92]

His ability to be in the right spot is uncanny.

 

[SuperSilva21]

I’ve also heard this, but that doesn’t come under the category of someone going on here ‘the release clause is bullshit’ and everyone instantly believing them.

Mate I just post bits I get to hear in good faith, people will either choose to believe it or not, I’m easy either way!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[manimanc]

What did fans expect after we destroyed the rags?

Of course the rumours are going start, how dare we buy a striker to score goals and he scores goal after goal.

The media don't like the positive city stories and erling with us is blowing everybody's mind, only outcome is get the negative stories out.

I'm just surprised the press haven't rehashed the FFP bollocks with us but there's time yet.

And as if we'd put a clause in Haaland's contract. Just remind me again where the story originated? Spain you say? These city fans on here running with it need to have a word with themselves.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

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