9 | Erling Haaland - 2024/25

[dubblue]

Played like he was having a kick around with his mates on a beach in Marbella. The bloke couldn’t have given less of a fuck if he tried today. He should be ashamed of that today.

 

[EdersonsSmiley]

Zero service = zero goals, colour me shocked.

We didn't even cross the ball from corners FFS.

 

[ShaunMCFC]

Bullied by Maguire and Martinez, laughing with Hojlund on corners, unbelievable effort

 

[super_city_si]

Zero service = zero goals, colour me shocked.

We didn't even cross the ball from corners FFS.

So much truth in this. Hes getting pelters for not winning hoofed headers but whats the point? Who is he flicking it on to?

 

[OrigamiNinja]

I know there’s been talk of him signing a new deal…I’m not convinced he will. I don’t see him sticking around with this shite. We have the best goalscorer in the world and spend 90% of games ignoring him. That’s not to say he is blameless but this side has no creativity in it.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Said to my lad ages ago, dont think he actually fits in to how we play

So whats the answer? Its either sell him and get someone in who is similar to agueros style who can dribble and create

Or we stick with him which means we will have to change how we play to feed him

 

[WorthlessPoster]

We've won everything w Erling & his goal-scoring statistics are mind-boggling. That said, give me Sergio at #9 every day of the week & twice on Sunday.

 

[super_city_si]

And who's going to be false nine ? Foden with his pathetic form ? KDB ? face it mate, we're fucked without Rodri so a false nine wouldn't do shit, at least Haaland can score from time to time and that's better than what we've got at the moment.

I’m not blaming haaland at all. Hes getting absolutely fuck all service apart from hoofed panic clearances. Yes, foden in there. At least something different cos this current system is fucking dogshit.

 

[Niall666]

Ship him on, strolls round like he's in the Trafford Centre

 

[Chak19]

I’m not blaming haaland at all. Hes getting absolutely fuck all service apart from hoofed panic clearances. Yes, foden in there. At least something different cos this current system is fucking dogshit.

I'm actually not giving him an easy time, he should be doing far better, but come on, as if dropping the only guy who knows what a goal is will help anything.