9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26

[Big Yaya Wilko 12]

Think he was awful today.

Not as bad as Foden and Cherki but certainly down there.

Hated seeing him laughing with Newcastle players at full time. Makes it look like he doesn’t give a fuck.

 

[Blue Hefner]

I don’t want to get into comparisons but there were some opportunities today when I thought - Aguero would score/do much better there

 

[Gorbachev]

I don’t want to get into comparisons but there were some opportunities today when I thought - Aguero would score/do much better there

If Aguero didn't get the amount of injuries he did for us and didn't have that physique that takes him a good month to get back into shape after an injury, he would have bagged 30 in the league every year for the decade he was with us.

He was elite.

Haaland is too, but both different.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Crap today but probably too many games again.

 

[Brewster's millions]

Looked knackered today.

Shouldn’t be starting on Tuesday, but presumably will do given how little faith Guardiola appears to have in Marmoush.

 

[alexmcity]

I don’t want to get into comparisons but there were some opportunities today when I thought - Aguero would score/do much better there

Aguero missed big chances as well. Even Messi has such games. It's football. The next time Haaland will score 2-3 goals from worse chances.

 

[TFC]

Picked an inopportune time to drop a stinker, but I still love him

 

[Gabriel]

Missing chances is inevitable but the decision making in the opening minutes was poor. He seems reluctant to take the ball out on his right foot.

 

[Haaland94]

Crap today but probably too many games again.

Very possible, and we do have Marmoush itching to get on. Bad management, IMO.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Missing chances is inevitable but the decision making in the opening minutes was poor. He seems reluctant to take the ball out on his right foot.

I can't believe how he didn't let the ball go across his body and take at the very least a touch on his right.
A bad day at the office for him.

 

[Gabriel]

I can't believe how he didn't let the ball go across his body and take at the very least a touch on his right.
A bad day at the office for him.

Seems to have less and less trust in his right foot, which will ultimately make him slightly easier to defend.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Seems to have less and less trust in his right foot, which will ultimately make him slightly easier to defend.

I'd say more than slightly but yes I agree.

 

[Sibierskii]

Absolute bobbins today.

 

[tackeds]

find it hard to criticise this lad for today after what he’s done for us all season long. Credit in the bank is an understatement.

 

[kanovic]

I don’t want to get into comparisons but there were some opportunities today when I thought - Aguero would score/do much better there

Ageuro is not here so what’s the point?

 

[K-Bo]

I think of all players, erling has earned an off day. plenty in line for shellacking before him.

 

[Dax777]

Think he was awful today.

Not as bad as Foden and Cherki but certainly down there.

Hated seeing him laughing with Newcastle players at full time. Makes it look like he doesn’t give a fuck.

Cheeki wasn't as bad

 

[Blue Hefner]

Ageuro is not here so what’s the point?

There isn’t a point. Just memories

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

If Aguero didn't get the amount of injuries he did for us and didn't have that physique that takes him a good month to get back into shape after an injury, he would have bagged 30 in the league every year for the decade he was with us.

He was elite.

Haaland is too, but both different.

Stop being so sensible.

 

[Craig]

Missing chances is inevitable but the decision making in the opening minutes was poor. He seems reluctant to take the ball out on his right foot.

The more i see that the worse it gets. The shot was obviously shit but why he’s not thinking as he’s getting there to just knock the ball past the keeper in the direction he’s running i will never know. Impossible for the keeper to stop him then without getting sent off. 30 yards of space to run into and open net. Basically could not miss had he gone round him.