9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26

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[samuelyeboah]

pathetic performance. disgraceful. he should be ashamed of himself. no mate your teammates aren't magicians, you actually have to make runs, you actually have to move in the fucking box

 

[Don Karleone]

That was dogshit

 

[youngbob]

Will this boy ever - EVER - make a near post run.

 

[sh249]

Dreadful tonight.

 

[chris85mcfc]

Woeful, pushed about all night and offered nothing what so ever

 

[super_city_si]

That was a new low. Completely half arsed.

 

[Blue-Ghana]

Invisible

 

[Goater=Legend]

Don't usually go after him after the season he has had. But that was one of the worst I've seen from him.

Second to every ball and doing the shit he was doing last season by standing at the far post and not moving.

 

[Chak19]

If he wasn't who he was I would've given him absolute pelters, didn't fight for any ball, didn't press and when he had a sitter he missed, Gvardiol was much more dangerous than he was, we played with 10 men today, 9 if you want to count Foden out.

 

[skillman]

!!STOP GOING TO THE FAR POST AND MAKE A RUN TO THE NEAR FUCKING POST!!​

for the love of christ

 

[Blu1]

Last 2 games really poor but we are also not passing to him

 

[01cravend]

That was a properly shite performance.. Topped off by yet another big chance miss

 

[Gorbachev]

He has gone through a mid-season slump in 22/23 and 24/25, 23/24 he was injured during December and January.

Seems to be a trend with him where he has a slight fall off mid-season.

Problem with Haaland is when he is bad it is literally like playing with 10 men.

 

[super_city_si]

Last 2 games really poor but we are also not passing to him

He’s not running.

 

[Jonas.shaffer]

He should have been taken off at halftime, if only to send a message. His body language and work rate have been shocking over the last few games. He's performing how everyone thinks Foden is.

 

[Ryan.98.]

When marmoush is back he needs to be coming on for the big man in games like that could have played to next Thursday and not scored.

 

[samuelyeboah]

Last 2 games really poor but we are also not passing to him

we are not passing to him because he's fucking immobile and hides from the ball behind 2 defenders making zero movement. how the fuck does he expect the ball to get to him? a heat seeking missile couldn't find him in the box

 

[Craig]

Will this boy ever - EVER - make a near post run.

Was like a fucking statue tonight towards the end when balls kept getting fizzed across the box

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

He has gone through a mid-season slump in 22/23 and 24/25, 23/24 he was injured during December and January.

Seems to be a trend with him where he has a slight fall off mid-season.

Problem with Haaland is when he is bad it is literally like playing with 10 men.

It's because he plays too much. Simple as that.