He scores goals at the back post and 2.5 years in Doku still hasn't worked that out.him being disappointed with the delivery is genuinely hilarious. like how can you possibly expect the ball to get to you?
remember when this happened and i nearly smashed my screen
It’s dokus fault that Haaland is surrounded by a bunch of players. They both have to find each other not just Doku.He scores goals at the back post and 2.5 years in Doku still hasn't worked that out.
Haaland has the best goalscoring record this century. His movement isn't in question.It’s dokus fault that Haaland is surrounded by a bunch of players. They both have to find each other not just Doku.
So explain why he scores more goals than literally anyone else if his movement is questionable?his movement is absolutely in question. we have eyes and we can analyze what we see.
Simple. His movement is elite when he’s well rested. Therefore he scores loads in the early season. We’re in the December to February slump that he goes through yearly.So explain why he scores more goals than literally anyone else if his movement is questionable?
These 2 things are not related. He could have scored loads more if his movement was more clever in the box, that's how good he is. he's a freak of nature.So explain why he scores more goals than literally anyone else if his movement is questionable?
His movement is as clever as any striker in the history of the game. He is continually positioned where he is most likely to get a good chance to score.These 2 things are not related. He could have scored loads more if his movement was more clever in the box, that's how good he is. he's a freak of nature.
His movement is as clever as any striker in the history of the game. He is continually positioned where he is most likely to get a good chance to score.
His record is accordingly freakish.
This is a crazy take. He positions himself in the place where he's most likely to get a chance. That obviously doesn't involve launching himself at the front post.His movement in the box is poor
He relies on the ball finding him rather than a burst to the front post , a la aguero, for example.
Its fine, mostly, as you say is record is freakish so he has plenty of credit in the bank.
But i often wonder if his record would go into the utterly absurd if he didnt hang back so much, waiting, as is his way
This is a crazy take. He positions himself in the place where he's most likely to get a chance. That obviously doesn't involve launching himself at the front post.
He isn't slow in getting in position beyond being knackered. He's lightning fast at sniffing out opportunities.We watch a different game.
Its ok to call players out you know.
Hes sometimes slow in getting into position. He certainly was v sunderland.
Its ok to say it