A face like ...

[stonerblue]

bag of spanners

 

[sir baconface]

... like he's spent years following a road gritter.

 

[sir baconface]

A fanny like a ripped out fireplace.

How can I break this gently? You appear to suffering some confusion in the anatomical department, citykev.

 

[Cellarite]

How can I break this gently? You appear to suffering some confusion in the anatomical department, citykev.

I know but all the "face like" ones have been done and the fanny ones are so much more inventive.

"She had a fanny like a rip in a furtrapper's hat.

 

[andyhinch]

Ca

Usually yes however in this case...[/QUOTEg
Can't sort credit out on my phone, not ignoring you, your a nightmare to get via pm xxx

 

[west didsblue]

If we're on to fannys

...like a badly packed kebab
...like a wizards sleeve

 

[bluethrunthru]

face like .... my arse in need of a wipe

 

[stony]

@gordondaviesmoustache when you don't buy him a drink.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

@gordondaviesmoustache when you don't buy him a drink.

A familiar face, then?

 

[stony]

A familiar face, then?

You face goes through a whole raft of emotions within the blink of an eye. Disappointment, hurt, anger, resentment, realisation and finally wry amusement. The latter is when you realise you can rip them about this for years.