A made up "Fact" about the person above you in this thread

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Lives on the island in the middle of the boating lake in Heaton Park. Best mate is a football with a face painted on it.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Once had a threesome with The Krankies.

 

[Marklr]

Sometimes wears men's clothes...

 

[Scottyboi]

Was Barry Bennels apprentice.

 

[BlueTG]

Wears McKenzie jackets and sniffs glue.

 

[DiscoSteve]

took his name from a Gay Bar somewhere in USA

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

David Bowie gone wrong who has a Vajankle

 

[TinFoilHat]

Copperpot?

More like pisspot.

One sniff of weak beer and he starts urinating in his necks.

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Wanted a really cool username, but it ended up a bit noncey.

 

[Marklr]

Wanted a really cool username, but it ended up a bit noncey.

Writes for the Daily Mail.

 

[Marklr]

@Mad Eyed Screamer actually applied to go on Cheggers Plays Pop in 1981 but was refused for unknown reasons.

 

[Dicko69]

Jimmy Saville fixed it for him to milk a cow blindfolded

 

[Lavinda Past]

Jimmy Saville fixed it for him to milk a cow blindfolded

Dressed up as a cow for an appearance on Jim'll Fix It

 

[Blue Smarties]

Farts in the mouth of sleeping homeless

 

[Alex williams 67]

Did I go to the Haciendia or York away ??