A message in a bottle

[Magicpole]

You bottle lobbing thug. Teaching your children that this is a good thing is shameful. Perhaps it’s just as well you live in the US now. Bloody hooligan. You’ve let everybody down. The fact that poor Tuearts skull was cracked open is awful and perhaps explains how he turned out. Poor ****. I cannot believe you made a thread about what an irresponsible **** you are.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Does hitting a rag with one count as a "message"?

 

[kaz7]

The ocean does not need polluting with bottles !!

 

[DrBlueBob]

You bottle lobbing thug. Teaching your children that this is a good thing is shameful. Perhaps it’s just as well you live in the US now. Bloody hooligan. You’ve let everybody down. The fact that poor Tuearts skull was cracked open is awful and perhaps explains how he turned out. Poor ****. I cannot believe you made a thread about what an irresponsible **** you are.

Poor circumstances surrounding your return but welcome back.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The ocean does not need polluting with bottles !!

Hermit Crabs can make homes out of them

 

[doots]

Where's the Don't Stand So Close To Me parody thread?

 

[kaz7]

Hermit Crabs can make homes out of them

They can take the tops off ?

 

[Barcon]

Litterbugs

 

[york away to this!]

Chucking a grolsch bottle over is fine. Glass is made of sand so will simply dissolve on contact. The tops can be dredged up to adorn the footwear of late '80s/early '90s tribute popsters.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Where's the Don't Stand So Close To Me parody thread?