A Physio & a hard-on

[bluemike]

Fractured a wrist (no, not that way) at school, 14 years old.
Went to Withington hospital for X-Ray and was told I needed the old plaster of Paris.
As the nurse was rubbing up and down as she dressed it, got my first (first I can remember)
embarrassing boner, all I could see were her tits bobbing up and down. What's a 14 year old
schoolboy going to be thinking of?
Sweet memories!!

 

[BingoBango]

I had a hydrocoele removed from one of my testicles nine years ago - incredibly painful, had to walk with a stick for a couple of weeks afterwards etc - but the most embarrassing thing was that the female nurse who came to check my stitches in the morning was the older sister of a schoolmate.

Fortunately, the fug of the painkillers prevented any embarrassment on my part.

 

[stony]

If he had, would you have instinctively said 'thank you'?

Don't say that! That brings back horrible memories of being propositioned in a lay-by in Cheshire by a couple of fudge nudger's. Now that's a fucking tale for a rainy day.