That has to be the weirdest thing ever said by someone in football.
But there are also the stupid ones.
'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper
'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.' - Jonathan Woodgate
'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.' - Vinny Jones
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
- David Beckham
'We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.' - Ruud Gullit
'Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them.'
- Arsene Wenger
'Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.' - Mike Ingham
But there are also the stupid ones.
'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper
'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.' - Jonathan Woodgate
'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.' - Vinny Jones
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
- David Beckham
'We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.' - Ruud Gullit
'Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them.'
- Arsene Wenger
'Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.' - Mike Ingham