A Rather unpleasant rag

Move house. It sounds like you are living in an area populated by chavs/cunts/rags.
I'm guessing that you are at an age to have a bit of equity in your gaff and be able to live somewhere better. Seriously mate, life is too short to be living somewhere where your neighbours will be trying to fight you over Xmas rather than invite you over for a drink
 
Move house. It sounds like you are living in an area populated by chavs/cunts/rags.
I'm guessing that you are at an age to have a bit of equity in your gaff and be able to live somewhere better. Seriously mate, life is too short to be living somewhere where your neighbours will be trying to fight you over Xmas rather than invite you over for a drink


I miss the old days when you called everyone a cock smoker and had done with it.
 
I miss the old days when you called everyone a cock smoker and had done with it.
Older and worn down by life and the mods mate. If I called anyone a cock smoker now I'd have a perma ban and the canal st blues would put my windows in.
 
I completely understand mate, I'd be chuffed with my lad too. It just isn't worth it. I'm actually having very similar problems to you, as is my daughter and her husband.
We live opposite each other, and they have a double drive and I have a single. Mine is very tight and I only have 4 inches room either side when you take the wing mirrors into account. It's a very narrow road so I can't reverse in straight, I have to take it from an angle. The **** who lives next door to them parks his van right outside his house, not blocking his drive, but directly opposite mine. It makes reversing in a bit of a struggle, but I used to drive trucks for a living so a bit a of professional pride comes into play. The old mindset of 'if it's psychically capable of fitting in, then a good driver would be able to do it' So I struggle and sometimes have to shunt a couple of times, but I manage to get in.
He does however overhang over my daughters drive. The first time he did it, she asked him not to and he complied for all of 3 days. His van covers about 4 feet of their drive, but because they can still get in and out(even if it is a struggle) they let it pass.
I parked on their drive a couple of days ago and it annoyed the fuck out of me that he was blocking part of it. I asked her if she wanted to me tell him(not ask) to move it but she said no. She said "I've asked him already and when he did move it, it meant that he was partially blocking his own drive. I nagged him once, his sister nags him every day to not block it. Who do you think he will listen to?"
So we put up with it. It's annoying and I would much rather threaten the **** on my daughters behalf, but she is far more sensible and pragmatic than me.


As much as anything I am fuming at the brass neck of the pillock, given that he and his mrs have been known to run out and berate any other neighbours or visitors of other neighbours who have ever parked outside their house. Despite there being no law or any other reason they should not do so. They then paved the garden removed the fence and hey presto claimed that stretch of road to themselves, but without the legally required planning permission and subject to it being granted the work to install a dropped kerb carried out by the council. This twat is a builder and knows the laws and was apparently berating some other builders doing an extension a few doors down for apparently starting work earlier than is allowed by law just a few days ago.

The other little gem that has come to light is that the cheeky twat keeps his ladders on my mums garage roof having told her he hasnt room to get them in his own garage....i nearly choked on my coffee when that one came to light, he simply marches up her drive and gets them down when he needs them and puts them back when he finishes, well he is fucked now because he aint going up mums drive for any reason.

I would under normal circumstances not dream of grassing someone to the authorities for most things short of high crime but I really am tempted to get on the phone to Cheshire east council about this one. I suspect he may have applied to do it and been blown out due to the proximity of a lamp post, or even that he knows he would have to cough for the lamp post to be relocated on top of the other costs and decided to keep quiet as a result.

As for his threats, if it happened at my place then given the silly bastard didnt faze me shouting his mouth off I would brush it off, but the fact he chose to do so on the door step of my 78 year old mum, who were it not for my 20 year old living there now be scared to answer her door i would pretty much have laughd it off, but given he behaved this way in the full knowledge that an elderley lady may well hear his tirade does somewhat change the dynamics of my thoughts on the matter.
 
****. Your fucked. Admin are still about, not all on rics yacht over Xmas whoreing it up


Haha, you're forgetting I used to have a key to mod towers. Ric's yacht is barge on the Rochdale canal and the mods are too busy grumbling about their secret santa to bother about this thread.
 
Haha, you're forgetting I used to have a key to mod towers. Ric's yacht is barge on the Rochdale canal and the mods are too busy grumbling about their secret santa to bother about this thread.
No way would ric have a boat that is too small to land his helicopter on.
 
Can the 15 year old fight? It's all well and good having a rant and a rave but if the kid can't fight then keep him out of it. Actually he's a child regardless of size so should probably stay out of it anyway. All else fails and he starts banging the door again remove him and ring plod
 
Have I just read this right?

He dumps his fucking ladders on your mams garage and willy nilly it seems comes and goes as he pleases without asking for permission?

Sorry but I'm losing respect for you.
I understand you have health issues but firstly:

Get your hulk hogan sons to get this cunts ladders and throw them in his driveway.
Politely remind him that if there is any more bother from him you'll happily be willing to fight fire with fire.
As far as you're concerned what's done is done but anymore shit and you'll be fully comfortable in handling the ****.

Where are you anyway?

Give me some petrol money I'll go and speak to the rag bastard right now and he'll be knocking on your mams door with a box of ferrero Roche's

Can't stand these bullying cunts.
This gypsie vermin moved in near me. He quickly moved away when he realised he couldn't intimate the whole street, and he soon fled with his tail between his legs.
 
Shoot the ****'s fucking kneecaps out and piss in the holes, yet to see anyone laugh that off...
 
Despite not getting the dropped kerb, he is relieving parking pressure on the road by converting his garden into additional parking. Imagine the congestion if he put all the cars on the road.

I'd let things lie now that he knows how things would pan out if indeed it did turn nasty.
 
Despite your natural instinct to try and be decent about it, sadly there is only one language morons like this fella understand and respect.
 
Have I just read this right?

He dumps his fucking ladders on your mams garage and willy nilly it seems comes and goes as he pleases without asking for permission?

Sorry but I'm losing respect for you.
I understand you have health issues but firstly:

Get your hulk hogan sons to get this cunts ladders and throw them in his driveway.
Politely remind him that if there is any more bother from him you'll happily be willing to fight fire with fire.
As far as you're concerned what's done is done but anymore shit and you'll be fully comfortable in handling the ****.

Where are you anyway?

Give me some petrol money I'll go and speak to the rag bastard right now and he'll be knocking on your mams door with a box of ferrero Roche's

Can't stand these bullying cunts.
This gypsie vermin moved in near me. He quickly moved away when he realised he couldn't intimate the whole street, and he soon fled with his tail between his legs.


The ladders issue only came to light when I had returned down here, but will be dealt with on my return at the weekend.

He will indeed be told in no uncertain terms that anymore nonsense will be dealt with in anyway he chooses too, mums place is in Poynton. Fair to say should he make any trouble for mum there would be a fair size queue of people including neighbours that would be non too pleased were they to hear of anything going on and be quite happy to take this clown to task.

He has chosen the wrong one to have a go at under the circumstances as I will stitch the twat up good style for some time to come.
 

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