A song for all those cu......

[zandvoort blue]

Pep Guardiola he`s one of our own.....

 

[beermusic]

City going down with a billion in the bank

Only song required

 

[trumpton]

Is it not just a simple case of: aye aye yippee

You can stick your fucking charges up your arse
You can stick your fucking league up your arse
Cos we're not crying
Though our rivals think we're lying
You can stick your fucking charges up your arse.

*Apologies in advance. Three bottles of red wine in, first published attempt at a song for an occasion!

 

[Moggzy]

Ninety nine problems but the pitch ain't one

If you having club problems I feel bad for you son

I got ninety nine problems but the pitch ain't one, hit me

 

[Bandofblues]

City going down with a billion in the bank

Only song required

With 'one Paul Dickov, there's only one Paul Dickov' sung in between

 

[BlueMoonraker]

I’ve got one. To the tune of Rod Stewart’s Sailing.
The words are dead easy and we already use the tune.
I can’t see a fault with it, to be honest.

We’re not cheating.
We‘re not cheating.
We’re not cheating.
We don’t cheat.
We’re not cheating.
We’re not cheating.
We’re not cheating.
We don’t cheat.

 

[Moss Side's Finest]

Is it not just a simple case of: aye aye yippee

You can stick your fucking charges up your arse
You can stick your fucking league up your arse
Cos we're not crying
Though our rivals think we're lying
You can stick your fucking charges up your arse.

*Apologies in advance. Three bottles of red wine in, first published attempt at a song for an occasion!

3 bottles, that's some going, well done fella

 

[Stoned Rose]

I know I'm showing my age but I was listening to some tunes on the way home and Ne ne ne na na nu came on by Bad Manners.

Being an instrumental I put some words to the chorus that express my seething rage.

Forget the first 28 seconds of the song then.......

Fuck the Premier league

Fuck Sky and BT

Fuck the media

Go fuck yourself uefa

Fuck the shithouse 5

Cos City will never die

Oi Oi Oi

I might get a bit pissed on Sunday and sing this until someone joins in or I get turfed out.

The Shithouse Five.

Think I’ve heard a few of their songs in the tunes thread.

 

[1.618034]

This bloke was right all along:



‘
You told everybody that we were friends
This is where the friendship ends!

Aha
Woah oh
Gonna get along without you now!
Aha
Woah oh
Gonna get along without you now!

The Sun and the Mirror are Whizzer & Chips
The Daily Star is fucking shit!

Aha
Woah oh
Gonna get along without you now!
Aha
Woah oh
Gonna get along without you now!
’

No idea why this song never took off.

I think that's my cousin!

 

[east2]

I think that's my cousin!

This bloke was right all along:



‘
You told everybody that we were friends
This is where the friendship ends!

Aha
Woah oh
Gonna get along without you now!
Aha
Woah oh
Gonna get along without you now!

The Sun and the Mirror are Whizzer & Chips
The Daily Star is fucking shit!

Aha
Woah oh
Gonna get along without you now!
Aha
Woah oh
Gonna get along without you now!
’

No idea why this song never took off.

Only need to change this

The Sun and the Mirror are Whizzer & Chips
The Daily Star is fucking shit!

To This:
UEFA and the premier league is fucking shit
The media are full of tits!