A Song for Jeremy

[bluealf]

Get on your bike and fuck off, you squinty-eyed smarmy ****.

Oops, wrong Jeremy.

 

[Kippax77]

Dancing Jeremy is running at 3.50 Listowel today.
Can't find the horses thread so thought fook it I'll put it on here.

Ps please ignore this costly post.

 

[LongsightM13]

It’s not me you need too worry about.

Yep it was mainly liverpool fan grasses who got Bernie banned

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

To the tune of Agadoo (well I couldn't think of any Smiths or Morrissey songs....)

Jer-e-my Doku
Beating full backs from the wing
Jer-e-my Doku
Makes us Blue fans want to sing
Cross from the left and the right
For Haaland they are a delight
So dance with me Jeremy
As City make more history

 

[stonerblue]

Tin hat on.

To the tune of "I wanna be like you" from The Jungle Book



Oh he's the king of the wingers,

The Belgian VIP,

He's reached the top and he won't stop

And now he's at City.



Oh yes it's truuuuuuuueeee

I wanna be like youuuuuu



I wanna walk like you, run like you,

DOKUUUUUU



Oh yes it's truuuuuuuueeee

I wanna be like youuuuuu



I wanna walk like you, run like you,

DOKUUUUUU

No no and no

 

[stonerblue]

It’s one of the songs from jungle book so not really original. Also in the current climate we’d probably get slated for singing a song from jungle book about one of our black players. We all see that right?

Yep

 

[Deleted member 77198]

There was a group of Belgians near me at the match on Tuesday night who just sang "Oh, Jeremy Doku" throughout the match to the 7 Nation Army / KDB / Jeremy Corbyn tune. Always best to keep it simple!

Jeremy Corbyn?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

when you score you make the city sing, doku on the wing...

That’s their chant. Let’s make our own up.

 

[staffsblue]

Jeremy Corbyn?

Yeah, the Corbyn groupies during the last election campaign sang that whether he turned up to campaign.

 

[ancoats]

Aha, hmm, Jeremy Doku gonna get you now

he even wants to send United down