A song for the moment when the tide began to turn

[Eds]

Just one loss all season
But finish runners up
Milner joined the scousers
But hasn’t won a cup

They thought they’d scored at City
But Stonesy cleared the ball
Sterling won the treble
And the scousers won f*** all

Is the winner

 

[Andy Conway]

All the way to hundred
Never seen before
Centurions forever
History once more

Breaking every record
Smashing every team
Centurions forever
City are supreme

Centurions forever ... Centurions forever...
Centurions forever... Centurions forever...

 

[East Level 2]

It was Mané
And can everyone fucking stop being so obsessed with Liverpool for fuck’s sake. It’s getting boring singing about them so much now.
Why not make a song up about City?

I agree and hate the Allez, allez song, but as our fans are obsessed with the fucking dippers, I'll re-work the old Afroman song as suggested by someone after we beat them in January:

They were going to win the league but the grass was too high,
They'd have won it as well last year but Mane's foot was too high,
And luck wasn't on their side, cos City painted the lines too wide.
The grass was too high, the grass was too high the grass was too high.

They'll win it next year for sure cos next year is their year,
They'll win it next year for sure but there's a problem I hear,
They might not get so far, cos they'll be fucked by V-A-R,
Next year is their year, next year is their year, next year is always their year.

 

[quiet_riot]

Klopp slipped up
Mane cried
The Scousers' dream
had fuckin died
City win
14 in a row
we're all singing
Kun Aguero

 

[solley attwell]

Is the winner

Yes good effort

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Just one loss all season
But finish runners up
Milner joined the scousers
But hasn’t won a cup

They thought they’d scored at City
But Stonesy cleared the ball
Sterling won the treble
And the scousers won f*** all

That I assume is to our current dipper tune but fits fantastically into the laughing policeman.....imagine 50K of us all singing that and then laughing....boiling piss trophy won & owned.

 

[BlueBee100]

Klopp slipped up
Mane cried
The Scousers' dream
had fuckin died
City win
14 in a row
we're all singing
Kun Aguero

I like this.....singing it just now

 

[Peely01]

We've Won the League
We've Won the Leaague
You Smashed our coach up
So we SMASHED your Dreams !

 

[Maccblue]

How about

Last Christmas we gave you a start
The beginning of May
You gave it away
This year to save you from tears
We’ll keep it somewhere special

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Don't cry red scouse you came 2nd (again)
The truth is you thought you'd won it (again)
Top of the table, a ten point head start
You dared to dream it, you stupid bastards.

Or

He left to win trophies he said Milner, Milner
To play midfield and play in red Milner, Milner
The team he left have won a lot
The cult he joined just dream a lot
Still plays left back, what a stupid twat
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