A song for West Ham...

[FanchesterCity]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5
It's how a season took a dive
6 ,7 ,8 ,9 ,10
we'll swap the crap, then go again!

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Kiss - Crazy Nights

We're such laaaazy, laaaazy, laaaaazy, laaaaaaaaazy shite!

 

[FanchesterCity]

Steve Gerrard Gerrard....
Your slip it was fucking shite
We slipped from top to five
Steve Gerrard Gerrard!

 

[FanchesterCity]

Kiss - Crazy Nights

We're such laaaazy, laaaazy, laaaaazy, laaaaaaaaazy shite!

haha, that's so crap, it's brilliant!!

 

[SaddleworthBlueRhino]

The one that always used to get me was dependent upon the stadium descending into a deathly sleepy silence for one wag to shout out

"GIVE IT To GORDON"

I have no doubts we can collectivelly generate the correct atmosphere but can the 1894 Group synchronise the chant?

 

[Shirley]

For the rags........

Are you fcukin sure
Why don't you all fcuk off
Back to Singapore

 

[Luddite_Blue]

Ten green bottles flying through the air,
There were ten green bottles flying through the air,
Hit the man utd coach, no one fookin cared

There were nine green bottles flying through the air....

 

[Blue Til Death]

A song for Swansea..!

Are we just real shite or is this just fantasy, we're caught in a landslide, no escape to the champions league, lets open our eyes, look up to the sky and sing..........CITY CITY CITY

 

[crazyg]

I've been known to shout out when it's gone quiet and the team have been going through the motions of playing:

COME ON CITY - PUT SOME FUCKING LETHARGY INTO IT!

 

[JGL07]

Ten green bottles flying through the air,
There were ten green bottles flying through the air,
Hit the man utd coach, no one fookin cared

There were nine green bottles flying through the air....

I still prefer:

I'm forever throwing bottles,
Whisky bottles at their bus
They fly so high, almost reach the sky
But like United's hopes, they fade and die
United's always running, to the Europa League
I'm forever throwing bottles,
Whisky bottles at their bus