A Very City New Year Caption Contest

[Chi-town blues]

“ my birthday is not on halloween day but i celebrate everyday without any mask “

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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[citymad]

Anyone seen a window I can lick ?

 

[SebastianBlue]

 

[Nascent Blues]

My wife told me these glasses make me look really intelligent, although her first choice was a large bag.

 

[yeseye]

 

[svennis pennis]

Smacked arses lose their cup final.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

‘Whoa, Saka came here to celebrate with you so I thought I’d just do the same, touchy cunts”

 

[jrb]

Nevermind throwing it on the pitch and wasting it, save it and use it after full-time.

 

[Silva Citizen]

Adebayor oh Adebayor he pissed off you lot, now I will some more.