A Very City New Year Caption Contest

[Chi-town blues]

“ my birthday is not on halloween day but i celebrate everyday without any mask “

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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[citymad]

Anyone seen a window I can lick ?

 

[SebastianBlue]

 

[Nascent Blues]

My wife told me these glasses make me look really intelligent, although her first choice was a large bag.

 

[yeseye]

 

[svennis pennis]

Smacked arses lose their cup final.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

‘Whoa, Saka came here to celebrate with you so I thought I’d just do the same, touchy cunts”

 

[jrb]

Nevermind throwing it on the pitch and wasting it, save it and use it after full-time.

 

[Silva Citizen]

Adebayor oh Adebayor he pissed off you lot, now I will some more.

 

[Franny 1234]

SHIT Am at the wrong end

 

[eyalluvitt]

 

[eyalluvitt]

 

[NZBlue]

You lot from Yorkshire. If you know that dominatrix from Leeds here's my shirt for her

 

[pirate]

are you not entertained?

 

[ChicagoBlue]

“I think Arsenal deserved to win that, I really do. Not sure why they didn’t just suspend the match and award Arsenal the points after their first goal went in. Absolute travesty to allow the game to go on after that. No fairness in football anymore. When did “first goal wins” stop being the rule? The Arsenal fans should genuinely feel hard done by. Playing the game to the final whistle… the game is gone!”

We even have our song for just such an occasion…

“One nil to the Arsenal!”

City should not be allowed to change the score or song to…

“City, tearing Cockneys apart again” or even “Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to see Man City win away! HEY!” even if it is festive and seasonally apropos!

It’s just not fair…even if God wills it!!!

 

[ChicagoBlue]