About an hour ago...

[Pigeonho]

It's an amazingly satisfying sensation. One of those ones where very little effort is required, very little wiping because it came out nice and perfect, and where you feel very empty afterwards.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I'd kill to have the poop to end all poops right now.

Try laying off the heroin - you'll soon be back on the pan.
There is something strangely cathartic about a good dump after a drought - it's probably the nearest us men will ever get to experiencing childbirth

 

[Tuearts right boot]

No i hate it, you can't beat a good bout of constipation.
Day upon day of bunged up misery.
It's great!

Ooooh......should try 1/2 dozen bottles of Estrella,out like a flock o' sparrows.

 

[WEMBLEY76]

I am due a bowl filler shortly,walnut whip doesn't come close...

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

I am due a bowl filler shortly,walnut whip doesn't come close...

well get back to us on that then, this breakfast topic is ace!

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I parked a perfectly formed torpedo earlier, tapered ends, very satisfying

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Just release my morning nuke, was a very satisfying feeling. Now its time to get ready for shamble. I feel good now.

 

[IM NOT REALLY HERE]

I'd kill to have the poop to end all poops right now.

Try laying off the heroin - you'll soon be back on the pan.
There is something strangely cathartic about a good dump after a drought - it's probably the nearest us men will ever get to experiencing childbirth

ahh the one that hurts your tailbone on the way out.

 

[CTID1988]

i was on the phone on hold expecting to be waiting ages, just as im about to wipe the operator comes on which made me panic, but then she told me to have a pen handy to write down my booking reference... cue the penguin walk to try and fetch a pen. Luckily, it was a relatively dry drop<br /><br />-- Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:54 am --<br /><br />

I am due a bowl filler shortly,walnut whip doesn't come close...

well get back to us on that then, this breakfast topic is ace!

Youre eating a topic for your breakfast? Weird

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

i was on the phone on hold expecting to be waiting ages, just as im about to wipe the operator comes on which made me panic, but then she told me to have a pen handy to write down my booking reference... cue the penguin walk to try and fetch a pen. Luckily, it was a relatively dry drop

-- Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:54 am --

I am due a bowl filler shortly,walnut whip doesn't come close...

well get back to us on that then, this breakfast topic is ace!

Youre eating a topic for your breakfast? Weird

Why? I like topics