Absolute Dog Sh*t Start to the Day.

I'm glad you've posted this. I feel all sort of happy now. You see I have many a day when it all goes wrong and now I feel blissfully happy and content to know I'm not the only one that has shite days when one thing after another goes wrong. Those nettle stings are painful aren't they? For some stupid reason I grabbed one the other week thinking it was a weed in my garden. Put it this way I won't be doing that one again without wearing garden gloves.

Enjoy the rest of your day!
 
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I haven't had that kind of shit happen in a year let alone a day. You must have been a complete bastard in your previous life to be born ginger and have this kind of luck. Just kill yourself now and start again.
 
wayne71 said:
I haven't had that kind of shit happen in a year let alone a day. You must have been a complete bastard in your previous life to be born ginger and have this kind of luck. Just kill yourself now and start again.
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He would probably fuck that up too the useless twat.

Get your family to take you to the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland mate
 
CTID1988 said:
wayne71 said:
I haven't had that kind of shit happen in a year let alone a day. You must have been a complete bastard in your previous life to be born ginger and have this kind of luck. Just kill yourself now and start again.
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He would probably fuck that up too the useless twat.

Get your family to take you to the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland mate
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I lol'd.
 
Flash - yes (ps. the cash machine in Cost Cutter isn't working).

goats backside - I'm leaving at 16.00, no doubt I'll be involved in a pile up on the motorway.

wayne - yes.

FuZzY - you're welcome.

CTID - I've lost my passport.
 
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