Adam Johnson songs

[mancmackem]

Woah, woah, woah. You're not getting are you. The first post is his song, need a better 2nd line.

Honestly......

Who the fuck are you, Pete Waterman?

Tw@t! ;-)

 

[Dazinho]

Immaculate Pasta, I think I may have what you are looking for:

"Ob-la-di, ob-la-dah Adam Johnnnnnnnson,
Watch him penetrate your box!"

Double meaning here. Think slang for Johnson.
Directed at the opposition's fans with great intensity. Sure to wind the buggers up.

 

[Anonymous]

Woah, woah, woah. You're not getting are you. The first post is his song, need a better 2nd line.

Honestly......

Who the fuck are you, Pete Waterman?

Tw@t! ;-)

Too right!!!

 

[Originals]

"Magic"
(As recorded by Pilot)

"Whoa Whoa Whoaaaa it's Magic
Johnooooo
Always believe he's got goalssss"



Change the last line as that's crap but the best i can do on a Monday.

I like that! get that going

 

[Bonol]

Hes fast and he is tricky,
can balance it on his dicky,
just watch him take the micky,
its Adam Johnsony

to the adams family

 

[There is a Light]

I'll put one in the offering, "The Beatles - Ob-la-di, ob-la-dah" could be a great football chant, so to that tune.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-dah Adam Johnnnnnnnson
Watch him flying down the wing

i'm sure some of you budding gary barlow's can think of a better second line, but the first line is a must IMO.

In a couple of years he will bring the Premier League home
Do do, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, do do

I can't see this happening you know...

 

[chestervegasblue]

One of them's a winger
The other's always injured
But they'll both play for England
The Johnson family

 

[mancmackem]

Added a couple more...

"Whoa Whoa Whoaaaa it's Magic
Johnooooo
He keeps you on yer fookin' toessss"

"Whoa Whoa Whoaaaa it's Magic
Johnooooo
He pisses all over Paul Scholesss"

 

[Bonol]

One of them's a winger
The other's always injured
But they'll both play for England
The Johnson family

OK mods close the thread, this is the winner.

 

[mancmackem]

OK mods close the thread, this is the winner.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! You aren't getting it are you? Immaculate Pasta's is the ONLY song as he is the lyricist Pete Waterman could only dream of being ;-)