Adebayor Song Verses

[Anonymous]

All to the same tune! Just some i have seen on facebook, e-mails and other sites, some of them are class!

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Cost less than Berbatov,
But scores alot more.

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Ran the 100 metres,
in nine point four.

The baby's not yours, the baby's not yourrsssss,
Oh Wayne Rooney,
It's Adebayors

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Hung like an elephant,
His wife's a bit sore.

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Stamped on Van Persie,
His face abit sore.

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Just like Tevez,
Said fuck the top four.

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Doesn't like Smackdown,
Prefers Monday night Raw.

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Thinks Coleen Rooney's,
A dirty scouse whore.

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
April at the Emirates,
It's going to be war.

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Loves to go to Tokyo,
To eat his fish raw.

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Gave Rachael Stevens one,
She screamed more, more, more.

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Walked into a nightclub,
And cleared the dance floor.

any more?

 

[The InvisiBLUE Man]

haha some of them are class mate! i couldn't hear much in the pub!

 

[cant spell-dont care]

PMSL love the one about the dance floor especialy

 

[chedinho]

we'll finish top four,
we'll finish top four,
with gareth barry and adebayorrr!

 

[Freestyler]

All to the same tune! Just some i have seen on facebook, e-mails and other sites, some of them are class!

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Cost less than Berbatov,
But scores alot more.

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Ran the 100 metres,
in nine point four.

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Stamped on Van Persie,
His face abit sore.

I love them!

the thing is we all know they won't get sung, it's annoying because there's some smashing tunes going about!

 

[Anonymous]

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrr,
Shagged Danielle Lloyd,
His bell ends now sore.

 

[MeatnSpudsMCFC]

I like the Rachel Stevens one:)

 

[fitzy_gmfc]

the berbatov one was sung through out the rags game

 

[levets]

the berbatov one was sung through out the rags game

and THAT should be the song!
- About Ade
- Factual
- Clever
- Sounds good

 

[turts]

.........he stamped on a rapist, then slid on the floor. Half time at old trafford