Adverts that drive you mad

[Lupo]

The Trust A Trader radio ad with that annoying Scottish twat prattling on about "good biscuits".

I only eat good biscuits you ****.

In the other ad he says 'heezy vowsheezy', I can't work out what that is!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

In the other ad he says 'heezy vowsheezy', I can't work out what that is!

I think it means " I'm a ****" in Scottish.

 

[BimboBob]

Omaze.

The woman's mouth doesn't work properly.

We dance about as we sold our car for 3 grand under the rrp. Oh, we are getting a bigger car but it will cost more deposit and more a month thanks to the tight cunts who we sold it to.

Now get out and dance kids. Like you mean it.

 

[give it to gordon]

Gala bingo

The ad were they are driving a campervan following hot air balloons. They see one all get in the campervan than wheel spin away on the grass.

They are in a beautiful part of the countryside but they think it's ok to leave abloody great big wheel spin on the grass. If we all went around wheel spin the countryside would look a muddy mess.

Really pisses me off

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

That new 'we buy any car' ads are even more annoying than the Phillip Schofield ones and that's saying something.

 

[Nellies left peg]

That new 'we buy any car' ads are even more annoying than the Phillip Schofield ones and that's saying something.

Apparently Schofield did these to start with but thousands of tvs were being thrown out of high rise flat windows so they had to drop him

 

[KS55]

Those ads on utube etc for magic cleaning spray. One squirt and the accumulated grease of years just rolls away. Only $59. Shop now.
Right.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Omaze.

The woman's mouth doesn't work properly.

We dance about as we sold our car for 3 grand under the rrp. Oh, we are getting a bigger car but it will cost more deposit and more a month thanks to the tight cunts who we sold it to.

Now get out and dance kids. Like you mean it.

Hate that advert, the woman acts like a wooden puppet, her voice is nauseating and she looks like a pit pony. I hate the advert that much that if I won I'd give straight back and let some peasant have it.....

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Omaze.

The woman's mouth doesn't work properly.

We dance about as we sold our car for 3 grand under the rrp. Oh, we are getting a bigger car but it will cost more deposit and more a month thanks to the tight cunts who we sold it to.

Now get out and dance kids. Like you mean it.

I cant help hearing, "They stole my car, thats we buy any car"

 

[East Level 2]

The ITVX adverts. Taking dumbing down to new levels.

 

[Northerndave]

that womans voice of the vodafone ads fucking grates me....i turn it off every time it starts

She has a voice that is described as 'Urban and Edgy'. I describe it as 'nails on a blackboard'

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

All of them- radio and Tv especially the ones where the narrator speaks like some suvvern gangster, and pronunciation is erring on American. Primarily amongst this is , ‘New’ is now ‘Noo’ for godsake- drives me nuts.

 

[ray21]

The Cadbury one with Ronan Keating and daughter at the garage.

 

[BimboBob]

Who said electricity can't give you an erection.
Who said to progress we have to climb a tree.

What the fuck is going on with ads about cars making quotes up?

Bunch of cunts.

And show the fucking car potholing in traffic.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Any advert advertising ' Ladies necessities ' at meal times, we all understand but please....do me a favour and without the graphic display.

 

[Bettys Bell]

The one for Dormeo mattresses goes on for days always mute it

 

[jimharri]

Any advert advertising ' Ladies necessities ' at meal times, we all understand but please....do me a favour and without the graphic display.

It's enough to turn you off tomato puree for life, isn't it?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

It's enough to turn you off tomato puree for life, isn't it?

Exactly, and not forgetting Tena ladies and the woman lifting those heavy weights without pissing herself or suffering a prolapsed bladder.

" What's for pudding love..? "

 

[stan bowles]

Those adverts made to be shown across the whole of Europe with a different voice over soundtrack for each country....latest one is Vicks Sinex (courtroom scene) . Looks like it was filmed in the Czech Republic with the English dubbed over it - the lip syncing is about a full second out with what comes out of the tv. Looks and sounds ridiculous.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Any charidee advert. How much does a famous actor and prime airtime cost.....and why send £19.07 ( or whatever...)
Sponsor a guide dog and we'll send you regular 'Pupdates' . Everyone's getting the same picture and the same details of the same dog for god sake.
And why are homeless people ( obviously actors ) always filmed in grey tones and then when they have found shelter everthing is a bowl of cherries and back to glorious technicolour........We're not stupid !!!