Adverts that drive you mad

On talksport there’s an advert for protein powder narrated by a female Chelsea and England footballer. “My name is Gemma Smith (forgot her real name) I play football for Chelsea and England. I fuel my workouts with Opta protein because it gives me the drive I need to be successful “.

I’ve never heard a more thick sounding **** in all my life. How that brand has actually paid her money to represent them is ridiculous!!
 
The Virgin Atlantic adverts. I've no issue with any form of diversity, but you can almost hear the discussion in the boardroom around "how much extra revenue could we make if we put gay cabin crew, ugly passengers or female pilots in our advert"? Just a horrible box ticking money making opportunity.
 
Cheesy smiley holiday ads with even cheesier music, smiling at the food and smiling for selfies, smiling as the kids plummet down the water slide of doom....it doesn't happen like that. You'll get the shits, you'll get ripped off by Abdul and his mates, you'll have to tip people exhorbitant tips, you'll miss your flight but they dont show you all of that. Come to Wales by National Express, it's fucking brill.
 
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