Adverts that drive you mad

[splinter]

All of them

 

[jazzy]

John Lewis WTF is that about

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

That one with the French dick who did a kung-fu kick on a palace fan . Watching the boxing and he's on every 3 minutes. Whopper who played for whoppers

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Lebara mobile phone advert

"Five pounds a month!"

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The Lindt Chocolatier...apparantly he hand crafts every single chocolate individually whilst looking like a smarmy twat in a stupid hat with LINDT embriodered on it just in case we didn't know. Twat !!!

 

[Xhavenjoe]

That one with the French dick who did a kung-fu kick on a palace fan . Watching the boxing and he's on every 3 minutes. Whopper who played for whoppers

I saw him on an ad today, imitating Haaland, with the long blond hair.
Not sure what the ad was for .

 

[jimharri]

That Head & Shoulders ad.

"I didn't know you had dandruff"
"I don't"

If that bloke is ever on a train, he's in serious danger.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

That Head & Shoulders ad.

"I didn't know you had dandruff"
"I don't"

If that bloke is ever on a train, he's in serious danger.

Just because he didn’t fit in with Pep’s system that doesn’t mean he didn’t do a great job for us at the time.

No need to threaten him and call him a shit bag.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Just because he didn’t fit in with Pep’s system that doesn’t mean he didn’t do a great job for us at the time.

No need to threaten him and call him a shit bag.

Celtic fans think differently after their injury time concession today.

 

[jimharri]

Celtic fans think differently after their injury time concession today.

Some of the regular contributors to the Celtic thread will be delighted.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Some of the regular contributors to the Celtic thread will be delighted.

It wasn’t really his fault, it just looks odd. (It did go in low, to his left side though…)

 

[jimharri]

It wasn’t really his fault, it just looks odd. (It did go in low, to his left side though…)

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Amazon
Oooooh, shoe polish.
Burn in hell

 

[jimharri]

That Chase banking ad. Dreadful.

 

[give it to gordon]

Le shuttle

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Right now....anything related to fucking christmas, anything related to a fucking christmas record and worse, anything related to fucking christmas, a fucking christmas record selling fucking christmas food. Only 24 days to go folks......

 

[ray21]

Any after shave or perfume ads, you can’t smell the product.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Any MacDonald’s ad - especially the one where they’re trying to tick every single PC box with non-binary same-sex couples, women crane drivers and more ethnically diverse people than in Star Wars!

 

[bluetonium]

They've changed it now but there was an Amazon one popping up on my podcasts for a while, where some smarmy woman told me it was my lucky day because they'd reorganized all my Amazon benefits into a new place. Gee, lucky me. Is it also my lucky day because nobody decided to defecate in my cornflakes?

She then compounds the issue by telling me about promo codes only she pronounces it prom-o. Instantly showing me she hasn't got a clue what she's on about.

Another Amazon one too, this time for Amazon music, interrupting a playlist to ask me if I find songs being interrupted by ads annoying, and I can get rid of them by coughing up a few hundred quid a year. So, they want me to pay to fix a problem they created? GTFO! I still have my mp3 player and my discman, try putting ads on that you greedy gits!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Adverts that tell you you can save £XXXX....well guess what, I've just saved a whole lot more by not buying your overpriced shite.