Adverts that drive you mad

[TinFoilHat]

The Amazon one where the three old Biddies go sledding. Cringeworthy.

Wayne Rooney likes this.

 

[mexico1970]

The Amazon one where the three old Biddies go sledding. Cringeworthy.

What don't you like about it? It's a feel good advert with 3 old ladies reminiscing whilst gently sledging down a hill.

 

[JakobC47]

What don't you like about it? It's a feel good advert with 3 old ladies reminiscing whilst gently sledging down a hill.

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Feels like 'Last of the summer wine' on snow'

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That bloody holiday advert with the horrible fat family. The big little kid the way he licks his ice cream etc. Kin hate this advert

Equal rights for fatties, that's what I say, we have feelings and get offended as well you know.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

That Cunard one

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Those ads for the recliner chairs.......why do the people using them look like gormless retards. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't look like that if I had one.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

- That recent Toyota one that uses a remix of Praise You and anything else that advertises a car, especially when it uses free-use music.

- Anything for eBay, especially that voiceover man.

- Ant and Dec Santander.

- Paramount Plus with that awful singer going on about streaming and free trials all to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock.

- Anything to do with car insurance.

 

[jimharri]

Wayne Rooney likes this.

Apparently, he's put in a bid for those three sleds.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

- The one for the Princes Trust going on about "The Class of COVID".

They had it easy!, no exams and all based on coursework!. What a load of old tosh!.

- That Gillette one with that sexist song suggesting their awful Labs razor is just for men. Really cheesey advert with a dreadful vocalist.

 

[give it to gordon]

That tesco advert where the next door neighbour makes a mushroom stew for her neighbours. Who in their right mind has a mushroom stew just yuk

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

The Tesco advert where some shopper screams at the woman on the checkout “I’ve got the power”, fucking awful.

 

[Magicpole]

Come the revolution, we are going to need a big wall. And that’s all I have to say about that.

 

[maxwellblue]

Has anyone seen an advert on TV and thought "I'll go and buy one of those'

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Most of 'em. Once upon a time the adverts were better entertainment than the programmes. Now they are both execrable.

 

[1961_vintage]

That tesco advert where the next door neighbour makes a mushroom stew for her neighbours. Who in their right mind has a mushroom stew just yuk

Much more effective if the final shots had zero baby crying noise, the parents frantically searching for the baby and the woman smiling on the step holding the pan of hot "stew".

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Dominos yodel. I have to mute it when it comes on to avoid violence.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Ridiculous JML adverts, usually with American characters getting hyper excited and enthusing about some new life-changing invention, like an electric toilet brush. Often showing some poor idiot over-exaggerating the struggle to clean without one, like falling into the pan.

 

[city2]

That disgusting bitch making fucking awful noise slurping on a pot noodle.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

The guy from the sun life ad. Some old dear talks to him about life insurance and he pops up with the sun life number on his mobile.

My issue is this. Why does he have his life insurance providers number on his phone? Is it so he can call them and put a claim in when he’s dead?

 

[paulchapo]

The vast range advertising cremations and funerals as if it's some happy fun thing to book. While I realise everyone needs them we don't need them ramming down our throats every five minutes.
All those adds for donkey sanctuaries, water in Africa, everything to pull at people's heartstrings. There are so many people become immune to them.
On a lighter note that fucking super noodles one which shouts one word really loudly and drags it out. There is a new one for chewing gum or something that screams loudly too.
The we buy any car one. Annoying as fuck.

My sister records most programmes and fast forwards through the adverts. Another great tip if you're watching TV live is to hit the mute button on the remote control unit the program resumes.