Adverts that drive you mad

[Rory Bluelow]

The advert for On The Beach.

A completely overdone gag based around "booking" sounding a little bit like "f*cking".

Paddy McGuiness doing the voiceover in his usual way of trying to sound funny with a grossly exaggerated northern accent.

The chubby kid who throughout the advert seems a right annoying little c*nt who if I ever saw in an airport wouldn't be far away from a slap.

Needless to say, next time I book a holiday it won't be through them!

It’s well cast though, as the little fat fucker looks just like “the Dad”.

 

[Rory Bluelow]

any 'bulky' fkn pants ads

You mean “bulky pee pants” not much fkn going on in those !

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

When adverts amused and you looked forward to seeing the next one
One to remember for older blue mooners
The carling black label adverts especially the one that had 3 adverts rolled into one with the cowboys

I've just mentally recalled that one after yer description. Fantastic.

 

[jimharri]

The Head and Shoulders ads.
"I didn't know you had dandruff"
"I don't"


Smug tw@.

 

[Rory Bluelow]

Charity adverts that ask you to donate £29.68, or some other specific astronomical amount. What happened to the days when you could decide for yourself how much you could afford to give, or who to give to?

Any advert with any Beckham, especially David, with his fake frown serious face, or his false grin gormless face. Why can't he just quietly retire from public life? It's not as if he needs the money. He's not a statesman. He's not an ambassador. He's not a national treasure or a legend. Just disappear, you massive narcissist.

Arise Sir David….
Maybe he’s angling for a peerage “Lord **** of Trafford”

 

[xgorton]

Them facking stupid Specsavers adverts.

 

[Paladin]

So much for all the bad ads, but conversely, I really like the Meerkat ones, and the current one with Paul Hollywood is genuinely funny.

 

[jimharri]

So much for all the bad ads, but conversely, I really like the Meerkat ones, and the current one with Paul Hollywood is genuinely funny.

 

[Kirkstall Blue]

Do annoying programmes count ? because the current adverts are okay as adverts go.


Digging for Britain the voice of the Professor her dulcet tones I can switch over but her students will be half asleep listening to her drab monologue

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Arise Sir David….
Maybe he’s angling for a peerage “Lord **** of Trafford”

Brilliant.....imagine them both at a royal do

" Ladies and gentlemen, Lord and Lady **** of Trafford "

 

[Kirkstall Blue]

When adverts amused and you looked forward to seeing the next one
One to remember for older blue mooners
The carling black label adverts especially the one that had 3 adverts rolled into one with the cowboys

1960

Cadburys flake advert :)

 

[levets]

That confused dot com ad, with the whistling.

The worst of them all just ahead of the Domino ho ho…

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Not drive me mad but the Albert Einstein / Angela ripon smart meter ad......who on here is waiting for his bollocks to fall out of his shorts

 

[hallsteve62]

Not drive me mad but the Albert Einstein / Angela ripon smart meter ad......who on here is waiting for his bollocks to fall out of his shorts

I'll pass ; )

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

The most asinine remark is from a certain manufacturer of washing up liquid which claims that using their super-strength product "Gives you more time to spend with the family".
Copywriters actually get paid for this drivel?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Being of a slightly particular disposition there is no way I'd book a holiday with ' On the Beach '. Can't stand the guy who does the voice over trying to be clever with word association and the family of pykies is a right put off for starters.

 

[jimharri]

That booking.com ad, with the family in the airport lounge. That ginger lardarse kid; he has to be a rag, shirley?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Being of a slightly particular disposition there is no way I'd book a holiday with ' On the Beach '. Can't stand the guy who does the voice over trying to be clever with word association and the family of pykies is a right put off for starters.

That smug looking fat kid needed a slap.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

One for tampons .
With a big fat geordie bird say n the shitter.

 

[mexico1970]

1960

Cadburys flake advert :)

The only thing missing from the flake adverts was a hand holding the back of their heads.