Adverts that drive you mad

[1dart]

Anyone heard that Victoria Plumbing one on the radio where some absolute bastard of a man keeps screaming Victoooooooooooooooooria Plumbing.

 

[beast]

Any advert for funeral plans means I just change channel. Dunno when it all started but I,m sick of hearing about them. What if they go bust five years after they've taken your money???

We've all agreed in my house my corpse is going over the back wall and the family goes on a nice holiday with the money they've saved on the funeral.
Skip hire is also an option.

 

[PinkFinal]

Wrong thread?

Hahaha yes

 

[beast]

Hahaha yes

I'll give it a listen later :)

 

[East Level 2]

Car adverts that promise the joys of the open roads, coastal drives on empty roads, city centres deserted, ample parking everywhere.
Just be fucking honest for once.

And show UK spec cars when the adverts are on UK television.

 

[laserblue]

I've notice an increase in the dippers accent being used on adverts now.

Exaccckhly.

 

[TinFoilHat]

The new checkatrade adverts.

"It's all about the jingle!"

Partly because I went to school and performed with the actor who played Caesar is the previous ads a few times.

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

I've notice an increase in the dippers accent being used on adverts now.

Good.
If hear the whinging cunts on anything it's straight off

 

[denislawsbackheel]

That one with Tom Hollander saying
F u e r t a v e n t u r a
Very slowly.

 

[EliteOne]

All these weight loss injectable ads. Every commercial break.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

The Octopus Energy ad that some stupid woman quips "outstanding value".

Just fuck off with your bullshit.

 

[Streetsweeper]

For our American contributors, three words. Top. Dog. Law.

 

[staffsblue]

The 02 advert with the new born baby.
No, phones aren't "essential" and teach you everything. They are, and always have been, luxury items you can survive without.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

The 02 advert with the new born baby.
No, phones aren't "essential" and teach you everything. They are, and always have been, luxury items you can survive without.

Just saw that today for the 1st time.
Thought it was very dark and depressing.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

All of them, mainly the same half dozen cleaning stuff ads, those ridiculously trendy dudes flogging lenor whatever....mega fresh, waaaaaay more, off the scale, OMG !!!! just fuck off and get a proper acting job. Oh wait a minute.....
That singing dog doing his best to ruin a Queen classic, talking of which, they are all using past hits, re worded, to flog something, just stop it.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Thrush, vaginally dryness, sanitary towels with realistic flow, constipation, fat women shaving their pits....at tea time ffs. Bring it on.

 

[East Level 2]

The KFC thing I watched about an hour ago.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The KFC thing I watched about an hour ago.

Probably the worst advert ever...stupid isn't the word.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Thrush, vaginally dryness, sanitary towels with realistic flow, constipation, fat women shaving their pits....at tea time ffs. Bring it on.

"Never thought I would see that"