AFC Bournemouth (H) | Sat 13th Aug, 15:00 | Pre-Match Thread

[Johnny Mars Bar]

As a fellow fair skinned person with Irish blood…Poor Kev…

 

[paulchapo]

Im melting on the train, glad I’ll be in the shade at the match.

On the tram direct from Alty to the ground,not too bad at the moment, got a seat and there's a breeze.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Absolute result just got on the tram in Altrincham and it's going to the ground. Leaving in seven minutes for anyone up the line.

I’m on the next one! What is this wizardry?

 

[MarsLlama]

I like Bournemouth, I was sad when they went down and happy when they went back up. Is part of my fondness for them because we almost always smash them at home? Yeah, maybe, but I still hope they stay up.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Glad I'm not running around in this heat! Pick Bernardo he likes the sun lol

Make the twat do 10 laps of the pitch at full time like punishment in PE.

“Like the sunshine do you you little twat? Hotter than this in Spain lad - keep up the pace now, one two one two one two, don’t you dare stop or it’s straight to Mr. Khaldoon’s office and detention for a month!”

 

[paulchapo]

I’m on the next one! What is this wizardry?

No idea but they didn't advertise the fact.

 

[BringBackSwales]

He wasn't great as a full back, tbf.

Laurent Chablis?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I like Bournemouth, I was sad when they went down and happy when they went back up. Is part of my fondness for them because we almost always smash them at home? Yeah, maybe, but I still hope they stay up.

Same. Under Howe anyway they played good football and their fans seem on the whole a likeable bunch.

I’ll have them in the Prem over Burnley any day.

 

[paulchapo]

Make the twat do 10 laps of the pitch at full time like punishment in PE.

“Like the sunshine do you you little twat? Hotter than this in Spain lad - keep up the pace now, one two one two one two, don’t you dare stop or it’s straight to Mr. Khaldoon’s office and detention for a month!”

I agree lol

 

[yeah whatever !!]

City and the heat will wear Bournemouth down just as we did West Ham last week.
Lots of possession and a few goals please. :)