Aggressive farting.

[LangleyBlue1970]

Anyone blamed Trump ?

Calling @BlueHammer85

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I assumed that aggressive farting was shitting yourself

No, there is a difference.....honestly, some people !!

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Chuffin' 'ell

 

[Barcon]

I got a few stern looks last night when I crop dusted the entire "merch" area at the Frank Black gig.
$50 for a t shirt? Get that in ya, you robbing bastards.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I got a few stern looks last night when I crop dusted the entire "merch" area at the Frank Black gig.
$50 for a t shirt? Get that in ya, you robbing bastards.

A justified decision I reckon.

 

[Maly]

We thought Kevin Horlocks aggressive walking was bad enough......

Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend's ex

Rhiannon Evans, 25, bombarded her boyfriend's ex with 'inappropraite' videos of her farting.

metro.co.uk

Had me crying with laughter :)

 

[Stoned Rose]

Boxing Day farts are moody as fuck.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Boxing Day farts are moody as fuck.

Some protein farts should be banned under the UN chemical weapons act.

 

[BongoBlue]

My wife accuses me of aggressive farting all the time. Especially at night when I am asleep. I tell her; "Well wake me up then. I want to enjoy them when awake..."

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I got a few stern looks last night when I crop dusted the entire "merch" area at the Frank Black gig.
$50 for a t shirt? Get that in ya, you robbing bastards.

What’s that in real money, about a quid?

 

[Barcon]

What’s that in real money, about a quid?

28 quids. I would be willing to part with 20.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I couldn't aggressively fart if I wanted to these days. Every trump has to be carefully considered and let go with a level of care and attention not warranted in my youth.

 

[Barcon]

I couldn't aggressively fart if I wanted to these days. Every trump has to be carefully considered and let go with a level of care and attention not warranted in my youth.

Like playing a flute, hands free.

 

[idahoblues]

Like playing a flute, hands free.

Skin flute?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I couldn't aggressively fart if I wanted to these days. Every trump has to be carefully considered and let go with a level of care and attention not warranted in my youth.

I guess you no longer play follow through roulette then?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I got a few stern looks last night when I crop dusted the entire "merch" area at the Frank Black gig.
$50 for a t shirt? Get that in ya, you robbing bastards.

Crop dusting is a very entertaining sport.

On a related note, my missus sits on the sofa between me and the AC outflow making it difficult to sneak out a quiet one unnoticed if the AC fan is on. She occasionally gets the full effect...

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I guess you no longer play follow through roulette then?

I've properly shit myself once, bending down to pick something up at work the morning after a particularly heavy night previously...

 

[Barcon]

Crop dusting is a very entertaining sport.

On a related note, my missus sits on the sofa between me and the AC outflow making it difficult to sneak out a quiet one unnoticed if the AC fan is on. She occasionally gets the full effect...

I am extremely jealous. My wife has no sense of smell (literally none) and I feel as though my talents are wasted. I might join a dating site in order to receive the recognition that I feel I deserve.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I am extremely jealous. My wife has no sense of smell (literally none) and I feel as though my talents are wasted. I might join a dating site in order to receive the recognition that I feel I deserve.

Oh, she's very good at reciprocating. Could kill a small rodent at 100yds on a good day.

On a side note, don't whatever you do go on any of the usual sites and type in 'Brazilian fart porn'... Don't ask me how I know not to do this by the way.

 

[Barcon]

Oh, she's very good at reciprocating. Could kill a small rodent at 100yds on a good day.

On a side note, don't whatever you do go on any of the usual sites and type in 'Brazilian fart porn'... Don't ask me how I know not to do this by the way.

You know I will.